12/05/2026
Rescue Diver Practice #11:
How to fold your “dead body” instructor 🫡
Important steps for bringing an unresponsive diver back on shore:
1. Please brush your teeth with a shrimp cleaner first
2. CPR + rescue breaths all the way to the nearest exit point
3. Find random tiny girls nearby for completely ineffective assistance
4. Put (throw) the body back into the water and somehow not drown him
5. Move toward the stairs
6. Fold the body
7. Co**se activates core muscles and performs an airborne plank for at least 1 minute
8. Exit gracefully 😌
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