Omega Cock Smashers

Omega Cock Smashers Come for the SMASH. Stay for the FAM. ๐Ÿธ
๐Ÿ•œ Saturdays, 2:30pm-6:30pm
๐Ÿ“ SSBC
๐Ÿ“จ DM us to join (no walk-in)
๐Ÿ“ง [email protected] for PRs and collabs.

๐‡๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ, ๐‚๐จ๐œ๐ค ๐’๐ฆ๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ! ๐Ÿ’š๐ŸธCancelled ang habagat. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐ŸŒง๏ธMasyadong malakas ang tawag ng paluan, hays. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸธPero seriously, maramin...
29/08/2026

๐‡๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ, ๐‚๐จ๐œ๐ค ๐’๐ฆ๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿธ

Cancelled ang habagat. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐ŸŒง๏ธ
Masyadong malakas ang tawag ng paluan, hays. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿธ

Pero seriously, maraming salamat sa lahat ng nag-effort pumunta sa ating paluan session kahit malakas ang ulan. We truly appreciate everyone who still showed up and chose to spend their Saturday with us.

Pero syempre, safety first, mga mhie! Sana nakauwi nang ligtas ang lahat at walang na-stranded o binaha on the way home. ๐Ÿ™

Sa mga pauwi pa lang, please take extra care and avoid flooded areas kung kaya. Hindi worth it ang isang paluan kung magiging swimming session ang uwian.

Keep safe and dry, C**k Smashers! ๐ŸŒง๏ธ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿธ

PS: Gusto mo bang sumali sa club? Abang-abang lang sa pubmat invitations natin as we open our doors to first-time joiners.

Club Member Perks:
โœ… Friendly and welcoming environment
โœ… Fresh shuttle every game
โœ… Dedicated QM to keep things smooth
โœ… Non-competitive, fun paluan vibes only

See you on court, C**k Smashers! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿธ

๐‡๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ, ๐‚๐จ๐œ๐ค ๐’๐ฆ๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ! ๐Ÿ’š๐ŸธSorry, late ang pubmat! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚Medyo nag-loading lang ang social media department natin, pero here we...
23/08/2026

๐‡๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ, ๐‚๐จ๐œ๐ค ๐’๐ฆ๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿธ

Sorry, late ang pubmat! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

Medyo nag-loading lang ang social media department natin, pero here we are!

Thank you po sa lahat ng nakipalo sa atin kahapon! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’š Sana nag-enjoy kayoooo!

Another Saturday, another round of smashes, rallies, tawanan, kulitan, at konting pagpapanggap na hindi pagod. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Nakakatuwa rin makita na patuloy tayong nagkakaroon ng bagong faces sa bawat session. Sa mga first-timers na sumubok kahapon, welcome na welcome kayo sa Omega C**k Smashers!

Sana hindi lang kayo napadaan! Once you play with us, may tendency na ma-attach... sa badminton, sa mga tao, at sa gastos. Charot! ๐Ÿคฃ

To our regulars, thank you as always for keeping the sessions fun, friendly, and welcoming. Kayo talaga ang nagpapakulay sa bawat paluan. ๐Ÿ’š

Ayun lang muna, mga mhie!

See you next week ulit? ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿธ
Of course, YES NA YES! ๐Ÿ˜‚

PS: Gusto mo bang sumali sa club? Abang-abang lang sa pubmat invitations natin as we open our doors to first-time joiners.

Club Member Perks:
โœ… Friendly and welcoming environment
โœ… Fresh shuttle every game
โœ… Dedicated QM to keep things smooth
โœ… Non-competitive, fun paluan vibes only

See you on court, C**k Smashers! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿธ

๐‡๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ, ๐‚๐จ๐œ๐ค ๐’๐ฆ๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ! ๐Ÿ’š๐ŸธThank you po sa lahat ng nakipalo sa ating SATURDAY PALUAN SESSION! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ”ฅGrabe, solid ang mga games...
15/08/2026

๐‡๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ, ๐‚๐จ๐œ๐ค ๐’๐ฆ๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿธ

Thank you po sa lahat ng nakipalo sa ating SATURDAY PALUAN SESSION! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Grabe, solid ang mga games ngayon! Ang iinit ng rallies, ang gaganda ng exchanges, at syempre... may mga naglabas na naman ng hidden talents na akala mo may championship match. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Aaaand...

๐€๐๐† ๐ƒ๐€๐Œ๐ˆ๐๐† ๐๐€๐†๐Ž๐๐† ๐…๐€๐‚๐„๐’! ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’š

To all our first-timers today, WELCOME TO OMEGA C**K SMASHERS! Official na kayong C**k Smashers! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿธ

Sana nag-enjoy kayo, nakahanap ng bagong kalaro, at na-experience ninyo ang usual combination natin ng badminton, tawanan, kulitan, at konting "OUT YAN!" kahit hindi naman sure. ๐Ÿคฃ

Paano ba 'yan...

๐’๐ž๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ง๐ž๐ฑ๐ญ ๐ฐ๐ž๐ž๐ค ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ? ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’š

PS: Gusto mo bang sumali sa club? Abang-abang lang sa pubmat invitations natin as we open our doors to first-time joiners.

Club Member Perks:
โœ… Friendly and welcoming environment
โœ… Fresh shuttle every game
โœ… Dedicated QM to keep things smooth
โœ… Non-competitive, fun paluan vibes only

See you on court, C**k Smashers! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿธ

๐‡๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ, ๐‚๐จ๐œ๐ค ๐’๐ฆ๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ! ๐Ÿ’š๐ŸธMalakas man ang ulan, pero mas malakas ang tawag ng paluan! ๐ŸŒง๏ธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚Maraming salamat sa mga sinuong ...
09/08/2026

๐‡๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ, ๐‚๐จ๐œ๐ค ๐’๐ฆ๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿธ

Malakas man ang ulan, pero mas malakas ang tawag ng paluan! ๐ŸŒง๏ธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Maraming salamat sa mga sinuong ang ulan, hangin, at baha para lang makipalo sa amin today. Grabe kayo.

We truly appreciate you guys for showing up despite the weather. Sana nag-enjoy kayo sa session and, most importantly, nakauwi kayong lahat nang safe at dry! ๐Ÿซถ

Meanwhile...

Nasaan ang core team? ๐Ÿ‘€

Wala kami today kasi busy kaming magpa-ganda sa DVA Queen Aesthetics Hub. ๐Ÿ’…โœจ

Priorities, mga mhie. Kailangan din nating alagaan ang mga beauty para may maipakita naman sa court next week. Charot! ๐Ÿ˜‚

But don't worry, babalik na ang core team next week! Ready na ulit kaming makipagpaluan, makipagbardagulan, at kunwari hindi napapagod after two games.

And speaking of DVA Queen Aesthetics Hub, mga mhie, support natin sila! ๐Ÿ’šโœจ

Like and follow their page because who knows... baka badminton skills + fresh face ang bagong winning combination natin. ๐Ÿ˜‚

See you sa next paluan, C**k Smashers!

Rain or shine, basta may court, may tayo. ๐ŸŒง๏ธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’š

PS: Gusto mo bang sumali sa club? Abang-abang lang sa pubmat invitations natin as we open our doors to first-time joiners.

Club Member Perks:
โœ… Friendly and welcoming environment
โœ… Fresh shuttle every game
โœ… Dedicated QM to keep things smooth
โœ… Non-competitive, fun paluan vibes only

See you on court, C**k Smashers! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿธ

๐‡๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ, ๐‚๐จ๐œ๐ค ๐’๐ฆ๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿธ๐–๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐š ๐ฐ๐š๐ฒ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฐ๐ž๐ฅ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐€๐ฎ๐ ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ!(๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ฒ๐“ท, ๐“ด๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ช๐“ด๐“ช๐“ต๐“ช๐”€๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ท๐“ช ๐“น๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฝ๐“ธ)Thank you po sa lahat ng nakip...
01/08/2026

๐‡๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ, ๐‚๐จ๐œ๐ค ๐’๐ฆ๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿธ

๐–๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐š ๐ฐ๐š๐ฒ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฐ๐ž๐ฅ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐€๐ฎ๐ ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ!
(๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ฒ๐“ท, ๐“ด๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ช๐“ด๐“ช๐“ต๐“ช๐”€๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ท๐“ช ๐“น๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฝ๐“ธ)

Thank you po sa lahat ng nakipalo sa amin kahapon, 01/08/2026!

Extra special ang session na 'to kasi ang daming bagong faces!

To all our first-timers, WELCOME TO Omega C**k Smashers! ๐Ÿซถ

Sana nag-enjoy kayo sa paluan, sa games, sa tawanan, at syempre sa konting bardagulan sa court.

Hopefully, hindi lang kayo one-time guests! Sana makita namin ulit kayo sa mga susunod na sessions. Once is enough to try, but twice is basically a commitment na. Charot! ๐Ÿคฃ

August is looking good already, and we're excited for more Saturdays filled with smashes, rallies, kulitan, at bagong memories!

Kita-kits ulit sa next paluan, mga bading! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’š

PS: Gusto mo bang sumali sa club? Abang-abang lang sa pubmat invitations natin as we open our doors to first-time joiners.

Club Member Perks:
โœ… Friendly and welcoming environment
โœ… Fresh shuttle every game
โœ… Dedicated QM to keep things smooth
โœ… Non-competitive, fun paluan vibes only

See you on court, C**k Smashers! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿธ

๐‡๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ, ๐‚๐จ๐œ๐ค ๐’๐ฆ๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ! ๐Ÿ’š๐ŸธMaraming salamat sa lahat ng mga nakipalo sa amin kahapon! ๐ŸธโœจIsa na namang Saturday na puno ng r...
25/07/2026

๐‡๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ, ๐‚๐จ๐œ๐ค ๐’๐ฆ๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿธ

Maraming salamat sa lahat ng mga nakipalo sa amin kahapon! ๐Ÿธโœจ

Isa na namang Saturday na puno ng rallies, tawanan, kulitan, at syempre, good vibes!

Sana nag-enjoy kayong lahat at sana makita namin ulit kayo sa mga susunod na paluan. Mas masaya kapag mas maraming nagkakagulatan sa score, mas maraming nagtatawanan, at mas maraming nagiging badminton besties. ๐Ÿซถ

Hanggang sa susunod na Saturday!

At tandaan...

Hindi lang shuttle ang binabalik-balikan dito... pati mga tao. ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’š

PS: Gusto mo bang sumali sa club? Abang-abang lang sa pubmat invitations natin as we open our doors to first-time joiners.

Club Member Perks:
โœ… Friendly and welcoming environment
โœ… Fresh shuttle every game
โœ… Dedicated QM to keep things smooth
โœ… Non-competitive, fun paluan vibes only

See you on court, C**k Smashers! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿธ

๐‡๐€๐๐๐˜ ๐๐ˆ๐‘๐“๐‡๐ƒ๐€๐˜ ๐’๐€ ๐Œ๐€๐‹๐ƒ๐ˆ๐“๐€ ๐๐”๐“ ๐Š๐ˆ๐๐ƒ ๐‡๐Ž๐’๐“-๐Œ๐€๐“๐„ ๐๐† ๐Ž๐Œ๐„๐†๐€ ๐‚๐Ž๐‚๐Š ๐’๐Œ๐€๐’๐‡๐„๐‘๐’ - ๐‘๐Ž๐ƒ! ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’…Thank you for sharing your energy, mga hal...
23/07/2026

๐‡๐€๐๐๐˜ ๐๐ˆ๐‘๐“๐‡๐ƒ๐€๐˜ ๐’๐€ ๐Œ๐€๐‹๐ƒ๐ˆ๐“๐€ ๐๐”๐“ ๐Š๐ˆ๐๐ƒ ๐‡๐Ž๐’๐“-๐Œ๐€๐“๐„ ๐๐† ๐Ž๐Œ๐„๐†๐€ ๐‚๐Ž๐‚๐Š ๐’๐Œ๐€๐’๐‡๐„๐‘๐’ - ๐‘๐Ž๐ƒ! ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’…

Thank you for sharing your energy, mga halakhak, at signature kamalditahan sa club! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Isa ka sa mga dahilan kung bakit ang Omega C**k Smashers ay hindi lang badminton club, kundi isang community na puno ng tawanan, kulitan, at good vibes. Maraming salamat sa lahat ng effort at oras na ibinibigay mo sa club! ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿ’š

Wishing you more smashes, longer rallies, mas masikip na depensa, at mas maraming panalo ๐จ๐ง ๐š๐ง๐ ๐จ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐œ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ญ! ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Stay maldita, stay funny, at sana lagi kang may energy mang-call out ng mga hindi sumusunod sa rules at magbigay ng iconic side comments sa court. Hindi kumpleto ang paluan kapag tahimik ka. ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜‚

Letโ€™s all greet ๐‡๐ˆ๐Œ a ๐‡๐€๐๐๐˜ ๐๐ˆ๐‘๐“๐‡๐ƒ๐€๐˜ in the comments! ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฅณ

๐‡๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ, ๐‚๐จ๐œ๐ค Sฬดmฬดaฬดsฬดhฬดeฬดrฬดsฬด ๐ƒ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿคฟ๐ŸธThis Sunday, nag-road trip ang team pa-Batangas para subukan ang freediving.Sa t...
21/07/2026

๐‡๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ, ๐‚๐จ๐œ๐ค Sฬดmฬดaฬดsฬดhฬดeฬดrฬดsฬด ๐ƒ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿคฟ๐Ÿธ

This Sunday, nag-road trip ang team pa-Batangas para subukan ang freediving.

Sa totoo lang, hindi namin inakala na mage-extend ang samahang ito outside of badminton. Ang plano lang dati, makipagpalo tuwing weekend. Ngayon, pati paglangoy sa ilalim ng dagat, magkakasama pa rin. ๐Ÿฅน

Grabe, ang c-clingy niyo talaga. Hahaha! ๐Ÿ˜‚

And honestly... we wouldn't have it any other way.

Here's to building not just a badminton club, but a community that enjoys trying new things together and living a more active lifestyle. Whether it's on the court, under the sea, o kung saan pa tayo dalhin ng susunod na spontaneous na "Tara?"โ€”game lang! ๐Ÿ’š

A huge thank you to ALAB Freedivers for patiently coaching our C**k Smashers on the basics of freediving. From panic swimmers na halos ayaw ilubog ang mukha, to somehow becoming more relaxed and confident underwaterโ€”ang layo na agad ng naabot sa isang session! ๐Ÿคฟโœจ

One thing's for sure...

๐‡๐ข๐ง๐๐ข ๐ข๐ญ๐จ ๐š๐ง๐  ๐ฆ๐š๐ ๐ข๐ ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฅ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ž๐ž๐๐ข๐ฏ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐ง๐š๐ญ๐ข๐ง. ๐Ÿ˜‰

See you on the court... and under the sea! ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’š

Hello, C**k Smashers! ๐Ÿ’š๐ŸธMaraming salamat sa lahat ng nakipalo sa amin today! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’šAnother fun-filled session in the books, ...
18/07/2026

Hello, C**k Smashers! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿธ

Maraming salamat sa lahat ng nakipalo sa amin today! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’š

Another fun-filled session in the books, at sobrang saya naming makita ang dami na namang familiar faces... at mas lalo na ang maraming new faces na nakisali ngayon!

Welcome sa Omega C**k Smashers! ๐Ÿซถ

We hope na nag-enjoy kayo sa inyong first session with us. Sana naging comfortable kayo, nakahanap ng bagong makakalaro, at na-experience ninyo ang friendly at welcoming community na gusto naming mabuo sa bawat paluan.

At sa mga regulars, thank you rin sa patuloy ninyong pag-welcome sa mga first-timers. Malaking bagay ang simpleng pakikipagkwentuhan, pag-aya sa laro, at pagiging approachable para maramdaman nilang parte na agad sila ng grupo. ๐Ÿ’š

Sana hindi ito ang huli nating pagkikita.

Sana umulit pa kayo! Hehe. ๐Ÿ˜Š

At sa lahat ng nakipalo today, maraming salamat sa good vibes, sportsmanship, at kulitan na siyang trademark ng bawat Omega C**k Smashers session.

Kita-kits ulit sa susunod na paluan! Hanggang sa muli, ingat sa pag-uwi at huwag kalimutang mag-stretch... baka bukas kayo na ang ini-stretch ng katawan niyo. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿธ

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PS: Gusto mo bang sumali sa club? Abang-abang lang sa pubmat invitations natin as we open our doors to first-time joiners.

Club Member Perks:
โœ… Friendly and welcoming environment
โœ… Fresh shuttle every game
โœ… Dedicated QM to keep things smooth
โœ… Non-competitive, fun paluan vibes only

See you on court, C**k Smashers! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿธ

๐‡๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ, ๐‚๐จ๐œ๐ค ๐’๐ฆ๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ! ๐Ÿ’š๐ŸธDue to the availability of courts, we'll be making a slight adjustment to our usual paluan sched...
13/07/2026

๐‡๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ, ๐‚๐จ๐œ๐ค ๐’๐ฆ๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿธ

Due to the availability of courts, we'll be making a slight adjustment to our usual paluan schedule.

Please refer to the pubmat for our updated session schedule. ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ

We appreciate everyone's understanding as we continue to work around court availability and secure the best possible playing experience for the club. Rest assured, we're doing our best to keep our sessions consistent and enjoyable for everyone. ๐Ÿ’š

If you have any questions regarding the new schedule, feel free to send us a message.

See you on our next paluan, C**k Smashers! ๐Ÿธโœจ

PS: Gusto mo bang sumali sa club? Abang-abang lang sa pubmat invitations natin as we open our doors to first-time joiners.

Club Member Perks:
โœ… Friendly and welcoming environment
โœ… Fresh shuttle every game
โœ… Dedicated QM to keep things smooth
โœ… Non-competitive, fun paluan vibes only

See you on court, C**k Smashers! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿธ

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