24/12/2019
*Thomson bullied into Boxing Day attendance*
In breaking news, the Moas have added reigning Player’s Player Matt Thomson to their Boxing Day squad, after peer pressure got the best of him during the Moas Xmas do.
What started as a casual conversation soon turned into a s**t version of the amazing race as three Moas all scrambled to book flights a few days out from the Moas first overseas fixture. Bellman, Turner and Thomson went head to head to secure flights as the puppet master Willsy looked on. In a predictable outcome, the Moa without a wife secured his flights first and it was rumbos all round.
Thomson’s ability to get around the boys will be a welcome addition to a playing group that will be at the back end of a three day bender.