10/09/2026
THE NAUTICAL MILER 🏴☠️
Someone worked out that 31 laps of Blue Lake is roughly 100 nautical miles.
That information should probably have been ignored.
Instead, we made a category.
31 laps.
100 nautical miles.
One shot of rum.
Finish it and your reward is exactly what any elite endurance achievement deserves:
🥃 One shot of rum.
DNF = ☠️ Walk the plank.
And because standards matter, the Nautical Miler also comes with a few highly important rules:
* All competitors must address the Race Directors as “Captain”
* All other event staff are to be referred to as “Scallywags”
* Failure to observe proper nautical etiquette will result in walking the plank before your next lap
* Your final lap must be completed wearing a nautical-themed hat
* No hat = the lap does not count
We’re not saying these rules are necessary.
We’re saying they exist.
As far as we can tell, this could also be a world first.
Which sounds impressive until you realise there is probably a very good reason nobody else has done it.
THE NAUTICAL MILER
Because apparently running 100 miles wasn’t ridiculous enough.