The OTTB Unicorns

15/11/2025

I am a proper “Dressage Queen” now! I did my first two Graded dressage events! First we went to CHB dressage & we won’t say much about the first test as mother did not have her 💩 together & I got 10mins warmup! I showed my displeasure by doing my best Drama Llama impression! Mother was more organised for the 2nd test & we cracked 60%! Then we went to NHB dressage where there was another event on & lots of loud music & people in Spandex! I thought mother had lied to me & had tricked me into another A&P show! So I was distracted for the first test, but I improved as the show went on & by Sunday afternoon I no longer cared about the spandex people & got a rosette! Of course mum has stolen it, but she swapped it for more than its weight in carrots, so I forgive her! Apparently we are going to Dannevirke next for dressage & we are going to be “camping”. This sounds like extra treats I reckon! 🦄

24/10/2025

So once again for my birthday (& mums), we got up at stupid o’clock & went “showing”. So yesterday mum thought doing Led Classes in a billion mile per hour winds was a great idea! I may have acted like a 600kg horse shaped kite a couple of times, I swear the wind lifted me in the air! 😱 I did come back down to earth & got Reserve Champion Led horse which was kindly sponsored by the Tunnicliffe Family which got me many carrots. 🥕😋. Then today, on our shared birthday mum said we had to do ridden showing. I was not too sure about it, but got better as the first class went on & I got Reserve Champion Novice Riding Horse which was kindly sponsored by Minden Equine Limited. The Judge said I was lovely & beautiful & I just need more outings. This got me more carrots! 🥕😋 I was then a very good girl in my Novice paced & Mannered as I didn’t have to share the ring with anyone & I liked that much better. I then thought I was finished & had a nap & a snack, but then Mum got on again & Said we had to do the .nz Thoroughbred class, I warmed up ok, but then I spotted what mum called “sideshow rides”! There were people screaming, I was not impressed & told mum so, but she said I had to get used to it. I was a bit upset still, but I didn’t yeet mum & give her her own special sideshow ride so she said I was a good girl & the nice organisers found a spare 5th ribbon for us so we didn’t have to do the walk of shame by ourselves out of the ring ❤️. Mum said overall I was the best Bubbles & with more outings I will be less distracted. I might even let her take me showing again if there are more carrots.🤔🦄

05/10/2025

Today mum took me to the HB A&P Spring Show Warm-up! I was a “Good Bubbles” 😇 & got Reserve Champion Led horse. Then just when I thought I was going home…mum put the saddle on! Apparently I am a big girl now & have to do ridden showing! Mum said it was just like the led classes but instead she was riding…I beg to differ, I had to trot whole circles! I had to canter! That doesn’t happen in led classes! I was very confused especially by horses being behind me, there weren’t horses behind me when I did my race trials! But I was again a “Good Bubbles” & won 2 of my classes, plus Granny had a good supply of carrots, so I might let them take me “Ridden Showing “ again! 🦄❤️

27/09/2025

26/09/2025

22/09/2025

Look! I’m a pot of gold at the end of the Rainbow! Mum says I’m a money pit, but I don’t listen to her!

16/09/2025

Mum says it’s daylight savings soon, I can’t wait! Dark time is dinner time! Not ride time! 🦄

28/08/2025

Oh Hi! 👋 I would like to order 1/2 a bucket of hot soaked Vitalize & a bucket of the G&G green stuff please? Also do not mix them together, I like them separate 👸 I don’t like my different foods to touch each other, thank you ☺️

26/07/2025

Thank you Dressage Hawke's Bay (NHB) for running the Autumn Dressage Series & Fenbury Horse Arena for Sponsoring. As you can see, I was a “Good Bubbles” & got Champion Intro horse! Now how come mum got to go to Dressage Dinner & eat the treats & I didn’t? I think I should have got a Dressage Dinner too? 🦄

07/07/2025

Oh Hai! We are professional food inspectors. We need to inspect & confiscate these bags of feed immediately!