27/05/2026
An epic race report from the new scribe John Emmerson.
The Awatere Lake DF95 Regatta Report
This is the truth, until it isn't.
The great DF95 showdown upon the shimmering puddle they call Awatere Lake.
A fine autumn day it was too — blue skies overhead, enough sunshine to warm the ale barrels, and absolutely bugger-all wind.
The lake looked less like a race course and more like a mirror somebody forgot to break.
The fleet arrived early, full of confidence, tactical genius, and sandwiches wrapped in yesterday’s racing form guide.
Skippers crouched at the shoreline with transmitters in hand, staring at the sails as though hard enough concentration might summon a breeze from Wellington. It did not.
Mr A Brown Boat 110, may have come 3rd but before the day started, he had to fetch his boat from the other side of the lake due to not turning it on...........
There were moments during Race 3 when a duck overtook half the fleet.
Boat 257, however, sailed like a barmaid heading for the last taxi home — determined, elegant, and somehow always finding the only puff of wind on the lake. While the others drifted about like pensioners hunting for a park bench, 257 sliced through the calm with the confidence of a man who knows his tab’s already paid.
A mighty performance indeed.
Boat 16 showed flashes of brilliance too, though at one stage appeared to be navigating by horoscope rather than wind direction. Boat 110 spent much of the afternoon engaged in what experts later described as “aggressive wandering.” Meanwhile 153 displayed admirable persistence, proving beyond all doubt that even slow sailing counts if you eventually cross the line before sunset.
There was controversy near the leeward mark during Race
5 when two skippers accused each other of stealing wind. Given there wasn’t any, the protest committee wisely settled the matter over biscuits.
By day’s end the standings were clear:
🥇 First Place — Boat 257
Masterful sailing. Calm under pressure. Magnificent tactics. Probably witchcraft.
🥈 Second Place — Boat 16
Fast when pointed in the correct direction, which was most of the time.
🥉 Third Place — Boat 110
A heroic effort held together by luck, optimism, and questionable mathematics.