13/06/2026
Match Report:
13 June Chatham Cup Round 3
Melville 3 Ngaruawahia 0
Cor blimey, that Gower Park is a bit posh ainât it? Manicured grass of verdant green and the pristine white sidelines as straight as a die. For the Narrers lads used to more homely surroundings was this, the San Siro of South Hamilton, for the likes of us? Too right it was! A nice day for it too. The weather turned up to 11 on the sun-ometer.
It was a Chatham Cup giant-killer setting. Melville United, two divisions up, were no doubt crapping themselves. But the Green Machine brains-trust was a bit worried. Key defenders Riley Sexton and Dusty Bins out and alarmingly, Ryan Kerr-Bell had a family emergency and might not make it. Right back, Hamish Fear had a bruised ankle with colourful hues that resembled a Jackson Po***ck abstract.
Whattawe do? Line up some of those free-kick dummies and drape green shirts over them? Ok it wasnât that bad. And luckily Kerr-Bell was able to turn up and we duly took to the field with expectations high.
Then we conceded three goals in the first 25 minutes. To be fair the gap between divisions was apparent. But the first goal scored by Milad Alamshah had more than a hint of offside about it (as a couple of neutral FB comments attested).
Maximillian Franke scored their second when he was presented space to shoot.
The third, a free kick from Jama Boss was a beauty. As he lined it up Dusty commented that Boss, the self-styled âKiwi Mahrezâ, has the knack of hitting a topspin curler. Yep thatâs exactly what he did. Harry Porritt in goal didnât have a chance as it sizzled past him.
To compound things, early in the match centre-back, Peter Birch had pulled a thigh muscle. He was forced to retire from the match at half-time. In the sheds Ricky Broderson gave the lads a verbal rev-up (in an encouraging way, of course) seeking a lift in performance in the second half.
And that worked. Well to the point of keeping Melville scoreless in the second forty-five that is. Although Ngaruawahia had a chance or two, the Green Machine couldnât do a goal. DJ Latham went close after a good build-up. Dom Edwards was also denied. But after the cluster of goals in the first 25 minutes the scoreboard keeper was unemployed.
In goal for Melville was the evergreen Max Tommy. I asked him whether he was drawing a pension yet (he seems to have been around forever) and he rebuked me with âIâm only 35!â And yep, and he is as solid between the sticks as ever. It was a day when Narrers couldnât score. I canât remember happening before that with this group of players.
It wasnât all bad. In midfield Green captain Sully Sullivan was leading by example in his rugged enforcer style. And with fellow Ngaruawahia centurion, Kerr-Bell, they showed the young âuns how not to be intimidated by higher opposition. Our bench worked well. Latham, Edwards, Legion Rogerson and Sam Mcfarlane all showed some nice touches.
Despite the depleted Ngaruawahia backline there were no further concessions and the match kinda petered out with a goal-less half, as both sides started thinking about next weekâs league fixtures.
So out of the cup, but as Broderson said, a good chance for the younger lads to see the level they should aspire to.
Best wishes to Melville, they seem to be perennial Chatham Cup overachievers, maybe another final could be in the offing? Meanwhile Claudelands Rovers beckon for us next Saturday.
MOTM : Sully Sullivan.
Ngaruawahia squad.
Harry Porritt, Hamish Fear, Peter Birch, Dom Edwards, Wil Best, Tawhiri Ball, Travis Dally-Braun, Jarrod Briggs, Sam McFarlane, James Wales, Sean Sullivan, Legion Rogerson, Ryan Kerr-Bell, DJ Latham, Avi Kumarj