27/08/2026
🚨 FORMER RACERS WANTED 🚨
Did you once race bikes?
Do you now insist that you “just ride for fun”?
Does seeing another rider 50 metres ahead still cause an unexplained increase in power?
Pelo Performance is recruiting former competitive cyclists for an experimental study into whether the racing instinct ever truly disappears.
Early evidence suggests it does not.
Suitable applicants may display the following symptoms:
🔬 Claiming they have done no training
🔬 Promising to sit in all day
🔬 Attacking the moment somebody else looks tired
🔬 Producing wattage not previously observed during training
🔬 Remembering exactly where every climb finishes
🔬 Providing a detailed list of excuses immediately afterwards
Your fitness may have retired.
Your competitive instinct clearly hasn’t.
No supplements. No miracle coaching programme. No monthly subscription.
Just enter the bloody race.
🏁 THE PRINGLE HOMES GORGES GRAND PRIX
Presented by Pelo Performance
Apply for the experiment here:
👉 https://www.gorgesgrandprix.co.nz/