04/11/2025
This is a public service announcement brought to you by Slim Swoley.
(If you got that reference then you are getting older.......anywho.)
Lets get down to business. I have a few cool things going and happening.
1. Maybe going to a new space so watch this space.
2. I have better more affordable options for all you (un)lucky souls. Yes. Affordable. I know right, in this economy who did i have to haggle.
3. Group sessions are available. 2x per week. I am inclined to opening a 3rd (and 4th and 5th and 6th just saying).
4. APP. Yes. An app is going to be available for you peeps that dont need me constantly.
And finally 5. Online. Strictly online. Allows those who a far away from me to still get what they need. Me! Telling them off! Na kidding.
The price? Well..........you just have to contact me and I will tell but only if you stay with me. Please. Pretty please. I'm so lonely.
Anyway, hope to hear from you magnificent people soon. Be well and be gone.
