Hunters Paradise - New Zealand Hunting Guide & Outfitter

02/07/2026

Quick 3 day / 2 night trip into the Southern Alp, Canterbury with two of more sons. Saw plenty of animals and turned down opportunity to shoot some handy red deer. Scenery and time together was more rewarding over harvesting.

26/08/2021

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18/08/2021

It's about time I posted these pictures from an awesome roar hunt with my two nephews in April 2021 on public land. Only negative was when it came my turn to shoot all the big fellas disappeared on us.

08/01/2020

26/04/2019

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"

"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."