Gongabu Karate dojo and Nepal Sambo Club

03/05/2026

03/05/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Scientists (who may or may not be secretly Sambists themselves in white lab coats over their kurtkas) have conducted a definitive study, and the results are in: the next phase of human evolution is... SAMBO PRACTITIONERS! 😂

As this highly accurate textbook diagram illustrates, the path from hominid to peak performance was long and hard-fought. But now we know that the true summit of evolution is someone who can master a hip throw and a leg lock.

The good news: many of you have already reached this peak.

The slightly worrying news: some of you are still at the «Homo sapiens with a gym bag» phase.

It’s time to evolve, folks! The mat is waiting, and we wouldn’t want evolution to hit us with a rear-naked choke and slip us back, would we? 😉

EvolutionChart SAMBO

08/04/2026

Gojo Ryu Karate 🥋 admission 🎫 Open!

21/03/2026

Chuck Norris passed away yesterday. He inspired countless people to begin martial arts through his films and tournament success. Back during his Long Beach California days, he was frequently in the same circles as Iha Sensei who found Norris to be a great fighter, extremely humble and friendly. Whenever we mentioned him Sensei would light up and say, “Ahhh Chuck. I don’t know if he remember me but he was so nice.” Iha knew all the popular fighters from Parker to Lee to Wallace and Lewis, but “Chuck” was his favorite. RIP.

18/02/2026