03/09/2026
• Poses for pictures with goats
• Uses a goat alongside his name in his brand
• Seals the “GOAT debate” himself
• Calls himself the GOAT
• 7 penalties in one World Cup to win it
• 4 Copa América tournaments in just 6 years
• Gets a one-match friendly tournament — “Finalissima” — and presents it as a major trophy
• Zero international trophies before Infantino
• Uses media PR to portray himself as the humble hero and Ronaldo as the villain
• Growth Hormones
• Retired 2 times and shamelessly came back
• Long accused of receiving favorable treatment from FIFA and referees
• Tells a referee he shouldn’t book him because he’s the best player in the world
• Tells referees which opposing players to show cards to
• Attacks and mocks opposing players
• Insults referees and has confronted them physically
• Insults opponents
• Mocks coaches and opposing fans
• Accused CONMEBOL of corruption and favoritism toward Brazil
• Copa América scheduling and frequency increased during the period in which he finally won it
• And the list never ends…
Yet he still goes on Instagram and posts:
“𝗚𝗢𝗔𝗧 𝗗𝗘𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗘 — 𝗦𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗗.” 🤡
Ladies and gentlemen, the biggest fraud mankind has ever seen.
