05/04/2026
ᴅᴏᴜʙʟᴇ ᴅᴜᴛᴄʜ: ɪɴꜰɪɴɪᴛʏ ʙᴇᴄᴋᴏɴꜱ 200ᴋᴍ ᴀᴜᴅᴀx
Yesterday I rode this 200km audax from Huntingdon. The organiser says it’s named like this because he was inspired by a 1997 TV documentary called “Double Dutch” that explores this area of the fens. We passed many fields of daffodils (apparently they did used to be tulips), rode alongside many canals and saw a couple of windmills, but sadly no clogs or holey cheese were ever in sight. I have no clue what “Infinity Beckons” means.
At the start, the organiser was playing “Tulips from Amsterdam” from his car stereo, and it was a nice touch and set a friendly tone for the ride. Just as it was ending (as we were all waiting to leave) a rider clattered in to the height restriction of the car park with his bike on the roof 😬😱 Thankfully he didn’t appear to damage his bike in any meaningful way, but the same cannot be said for the barrier itself 😵 I’m sure he was very embarrassed.
The weather forecast was for light tailwinds for the first 100km or so, and everyone was quick out of the gates. I hadn’t really made any friends yet, so I was just mostly minding my own business and riding at my own speed. Sadly (just after Ramsay Abbey) I come across a lady sat in the middle of the road holding her collar bone 😩😬 she’d come off on a particularly awful pot hole that didn’t look so bad until you were up close. Thankfully for me, her cycling club came to her aid and I wasn’t delayed so much. I did feel quite sorry for her though because the clocks have just changed and the cycling season is sort of only just restarting for most 😩
After reaching Spalding (128km), Storm Dave was forecast to make an appearance and the ever increasing tail wind speeds were then sadly forecast to increase even further to a gale force head wind the entire way home. Up to that point I felt I’d made incredible progress, but the wind was ferocious (and also a bit dangerous) - it took me 5 hours to cover that last 70km, vs 6 hours for 140km 🤷🏻♂️ Sometimes I could only manage 8-9km/h and I had to have my wits about me. I may have been swearing about how ridiculous it was 😏🤐🤣
I was feeling a bit broken my the end and I said “never again” a lot but now that I’ve had a sleep I probably wouldn’t be so sure. Overall a good day and my first 200km ticked off since August last year ✅