06/05/2020
‼️Attention‼️: This might make you angry & motivated
A 5 minute read
A second attempt this year to lose weight or get fitter. The pandemic screwed all summer body ready plans. And now we're downloading yet another fat-loss app that won’t work. One will tell what to eat, another how to get abs + another to tell when to drink 💧. But months later - nothing. F&^% it - next year it is.
👏👏THE PART WHERE I BREAK IT TO YOU👏👏
Online Fitness and fat-loss apps are MADE to FAIL you.
All the Kayla, 30-day b***y or 👙 body challenge kind of apps are there to give just enough to be self motivated for max 2 weeks. They make 💰 the way Dating apps do - gives a short fling that’s just barely enough for you to come back and “give it another shot” after the fling fails.
Think about it - there are hundreds if not thousands fat-loss apps out there, one by Kayla itself has ±10mil downloads❗That is almost half of all working age women in the whole western world! So why aren’t every lady on the street a fitness model yet... 🤔
Don’t get me wrong, people behind these apps are industry professionals (at least most of them) who work their ass off in the gym/home over 10h a week, have strict diets, sleeping schedules and years of experience. Do they follow their 30-min abs workouts? Of course. As a warm up.
❌ Why exactly does it fail you every time? ❌
👉 THERE IS NO DISCIPLINE: 2 times a week, sometimes 3, morning, evening, a bit of abs... Why isn’t it working? How, when and how often to exercise or eat is as important as a plan itself.
👉 IT'S NOT MADE FOR YOU: experience, endurance, body shape, age - all these matter if you want real results.
👉 IT DOESN'T ADDAPT: Diet plans & workouts have to be modified every 2-4 weeks. When your body adapts to a new routine it needs to be challenged again to continue the slimming process.
👉IT'S NOT SUSTAINABLE: No one can eat 🥗 every day. Say goodbye to 🍞 forever and you say goodbye to your sanity. Do the same exercises every week and you’ll be quitting in a month.
👉IT GIVES ANSWERS, NOT KNOWLEDGE: Apps are built not to teach you, but to tell you what to do. So that you couldn’t do it without them. Was it instagram-worthy to make that pomegranate superfood salad for dinner? Sure. Do you weigh exactly the same and are broke by the end of the month? Also sure.
💪💪THE PART WHERE YOU LEARN💪💪
How long does it take to lose 5kg?⚖️
As a personal trainer I hear this question a lot. Like a-lot. Answer is 2 MONTHS. No “depends”, no “2 weeks” & no other abstracts. To lose 5kg, no matter who you are or your shape, or your metabolism - it will take up to 2 months. That’s it. 🎯
The difference between a personalised plan by a trainer and a plan you get with a 9.99€ monthly app subscription is well, the personalisation.
By measuring you, understanding what you eat now, how you sleep, how busy your work schedule is or even your food budget.
A personal plan and guidance is about body decomposition not fat-loss. That is why the results last. You can & should be eating 2000kcal a day without gaining weight or feeling bad❗❗ That is the real goal of a personal trainer - to reach the point where you’re eating enough and are fit enough to control your weight easily. Without an app.
Personal trainers are expensive. 💸💸
It takes time and money to train with one. I saw the frustration & heard all the excuses in the world. You know what I didn’t see? Failed results. 🎯
Let me put it in a perspective. One cheap practise dental tooth filling can be 20€ and you’ll be back every year. One proper filling for 120€ and you might not need to see the dentist forever. Do the math. 🧮
App subscriptions, pomegranate, chia seeds, binge 🍰 and new gym clothes every time you do a fat loss journey - that cost a lot over the years. You need one time investment in YOURSELF to have a machine of a body.
❗Your body can learn to keep you fit.❗
There is nothing wrong with your body, you just haven’t given it a chance yet.
If you haven’t taken much from this lengthy post, take this - stop downloading useless apps and go for a run instead - it will do you as good. 🏃♀️🏃♀️
If you are interested to talk about personal training and like a no BS approach - drop me a message. I’m based in Amsterdam :)