10/11/2024
🤣😂😆 WEEKEND JOKES 🤣😂😆
1. Make 1Million # with just 1k within 2days.
No referral is required.
No stress!
All you have to do is just send your name, address and phone number so that I will forward it to the police because you're a criminal 😏😒
2. The shorter the girl
The louder the mouth🤨
3. If you feel useless in life, remember Chelsea trains everyday just to lose games. 🏃🏃
4. Kids In 2030 Will Be Hearing Stories Like "I LEFT UR FATHER BCOZ HE WAS NOT POSTING ME". 🙄
5. You give God #20 come save #2000 for w**d
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Wow
Chairman of the most high 🙇
6. I just unplugged my Wi-Fi box & heard “Noooooo“ from across the street😩😩
7. 80% of Some Men’s Problem Is How To Solve a Woman’s Problem🙄🙄
8. They No Dey Tell Us They're Pregnant Anymore, You Go Just Dey Waka For Road Dey See Pikin Wey Resemble You🙄
9. If we dated before I was 18 you're not my ex. You're my childhood friend🤧🤝
10. Dm me if you're Favour and you're single. I don't want to change this tattoo😩😩
11. So One Day u Will Act Like u Have Sense In Front Of Ur Kids 😂
12. Hunger catch me today, I went to the ATM to withdraw and the machine swallowed my ATM card🤷😭.
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Omo.. Even machines are hungry too😔
13. I don go do mistake tell my Mama say my Babe cook pass her.
Na the color of coffin dem dey discuss for parlour now. I never chop since😩😩
14. Short People,One Day Is One Day!!🥺
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15. My Wife Has Been Insulting Me Since Yesterday Just Bcoz I Bathed Our 18 Years Old Daughter 🙄
16. Na politics we been dey argue oh,😩
Which one come be say TINUBU hand dey shake pass my babe nyash 🙄
17. T∅t∅ Suppose Get Last Seen😎
18. Daughter: Dad, Our Home Is Too Small To Live
Dad: You Use To Live In My Balls🙆😎
19. I Thought This "🛐" Was Pray. But Then I Thought Again
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20. Lastly As far as you see this post🦋
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