08/05/2025
BREAKING: 18-Year-Old Nwa Boyi Turns Anambra to Baby Factory – Boss’s Daughter, Salesgirl, and 8 Others in “Serious Condition”!
Anambra is currently on a 9-month lockdown after one 18-year-old Nwa Boyi allegedly went on a romantic world tour — without leaving town!
Reports say the young apprentice didn’t just sweep the shop, he also swept hearts — and apparently wombs! Among his "alleged beneficiaries of affection" are his oga’s daughter, the ever-smiling salesgirl, and eight other ladies who might need a group antenatal session.
Locals say he was "too quiet to be dangerous." Well, it turns out silence is golden... and fertile.
Sources claim the boss is still in shock and now considering opening a crèche instead of a shop. Meanwhile, the Nwa Boyi has earned a new nickname on the street: "The Fertilizer General."
Stay tuned for the upcoming Nollywood movie: "Apprentice by Day, Baby Daddy by Night."
