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28/10/2024

Understand Ruud van Nistelrooy will be Man United interim manager, as exclusively revealed earlier today.

He’s the immediate replacement for Erik ten Hag, decision made internally.

28/10/2024

26/11/2023

Goal of the year for man United club and goal of the season for EPL. cast in your vote

20/10/2023

THE ONES WHO SPARE NO ONE

You buy a dress for 10k
Your older sister asks how much you bought it
You lie that it is 15k
So you can chop her 5k

School fees for the kids is 180k
You create your own school bill that is 380k
So you can chop your husband 200k
Your regular excuse is that he is a stingy man

You help your wife sell her car for 1.8m
You tell her the sales proceeds is 1.2m
So you can chop her 600k

Your brother is building a house in the village
He lives in the UK
You inflate the prices of every item
So you can chop him a total of 2m

The building committee in church says you should build toilet
You inflate all the prices
At the end, you have chop the church 800k

You know yourself
You don't spare anyone
You chop everyone
No matter how close

Blood or no blood
You chop am

Everyone is your mugu
You don't spare anyone

Your children will even grow up
And send you on errands
You chop them too

But look at your life
You are still broke
Very broke

Financial freedom is a term that is still very strange to you

But you are still chopping everyone
You have chopped every family member
You have chopped every friend and associate

Yet, you cannot boost of anything tangible in your bank account

This evening, I came to give you large-size mirror, so you can see yourself very clearly.

Because, the world has chopped you.
Without you knowing.

For whatsoever a man sows, he shall reap
The world has chopped your beautiful future
While you were chopping others

Finally, na you be mumu.

Idiat!!!

06/10/2023

Manchester United this club has good and great players but I choose to talk about Rashford.

These guy is a guy I love so much because of his desire to see results for his club but of recent he choose not to play he is not determined as he used to be.

I feel he has something that is boarding him I call on all well meaning United fans to address these.

06/10/2023

🔵🇳🇴 Haaland on Alan Shearer PL goal record: “How long is my contract? Three years and 10 months left? So, there is still time to do it, no?”.

“But if I will still be 15 years longer in England then why not? We will see…”, told Telegraph

01/10/2023

’s last 12 results against Liverpool under their last 4 managers to have played them:
Pochettino:
THFC 1-2 LFC ❌
LFC 2-1 THFC❌
THFC 0-2 LFC ❌
Mourinho:
THFC 0-1 LFC ❌
LFC 2-1 THFC ❌
THFC 1-3 LFC ❌
Conte:
THFC 2-2 LFC 🤝
LFC 1-1 THFC 🤝
THFC 1-2 LFC❌
Mason:
LFC 4-3 THFC ❌

Ange Postecoglou:
THFC 2-1 LFC ✅

30/09/2023

And the big clubs are facing big lose today.
Liverpool trashed 2:1
Manchester United trashed 1:0
Manchester City trashed 2:1
and the biggest loser is
Brighton Hove trashed by Aston Villa 6:1

26/09/2023

Barcelona let's go again

26/09/2023

As it stands after game day 6. ⚽️⚽️ who is your favorite for the 🏆

12/09/2023

LET'S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 🐜

1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants
2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant
4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant
5. A spy ant = Informant
6. A very little ant = Infant
7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant
8. An ant that is a specialist = Consultant😂
9. A proud ant = Arrogant🤔
10. An ant that is cruel and oppressive = Tyrant
11. An ant that is friendly and lovely = Coolant
12. An ant that has changed from evil to good deeds = Repentant
13. An ant that accumulated so much food in summer for use in winter = Abundant
14. An ant that isn’t willing = Reluctant
15. An ant that keeps financial account = Accountant
16. An ant that occupies a flat = Occupant
17. A huge ant = Giant
18. An ant that is important = Significant
19. An ant that has big legs = Elephant
20. A sarcastic ant = Mordant
21. An extremely fast ant = Instant
22. A noisy ant = Rant
23. An ant that doesn't keep moving = Constant
24. A dirty ant = Pollutant
25. An ant that annoys = Irritant
26. An ant that lacks knowledge= Ignorant
27. An ant that can take anything without complaining= Tolerant
28. An ant that wastes resources= Extravagant
29. A very careful ant = Vigilant
30. An ant that maintains good odour = Deodorant
31. An ant that finds it hard to move = adamant
32. An ant that refused to move = Redundant
33. An ant that is into business = Merchant
34. A Political ant = Aspirant
35. An ant that sues someone to court= Complainant
36. A happy ant = Jubilant
37. An ant that is patient - tolerant
38. An ant that does not cooperate - recalcitrant
39. An ant that doesn't agree easily - reluctant
40.An ant that runs away from school unjustified -Truant

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