Prince jokes& sport update

06/11/2024

YESTERDAY'S FULL TIME RESULTS

🇪🇺 UEFA CHAMPION LEAGUE

PSV 4-0 Girona
Slovan Bratislava 1-4 Dinamo Zagreb
Bologna 1-0 Monaco
Real Madrid 1-3 AC Milan
Sporting CP 4-1 Manchester city
Liverpool 4-1 Bayern 04 Leverkusen
Lille 1-1 Juventus
Celtic 3-1 RB Leipzig
Borussia Dortmund 1-0 Sturm Graz

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 CHAMPIONSHIP

Sheffield Wednesday 2-0 Norwich city
Queens Park Rangers 1-4 Middlesbrough
Bristol city 1-2 Sheffield United
Oxford United 1-0 Hull city
Swansea city 1-0 Watford
Plymouth Argyle 1-0 Portsmouth

🇪🇦 COPA DEL REY

Chiclana 0-5 Osasuna

🏆 AFC CHAMPlONS LEAGUE ASIA

Central Coat Marines 2-2 Shanghai Shenhua
Kawasaki Frontele 3-2 Shanghai SIPG
Vissel Kobe 2-0 Gwangju
Johor Darul TA' Zim FC 3-0 Ulsan
Pakhtakor 0-1 Al Rayyan
AL Nassr FC 5-1 Al Ain

🏆 AFC CHAMPlONS LEAGUE TWO ASIAN

Al Wihdat 1-0 lstiqlol Dushanbe
Sepahan 3-1 Al Sharjah

🇧🇷 SERIES A

Corinthians 2-0 Palmeiras

🇦🇷 SUPER LIGA

Athletico Tucuman 1-0 Sarmiento
lndependiente Rivadavia 1-1 Rosario Central
Gimnasia La Plata 0-0 Central Cordoba SDE
San Lorenzo 1-1 Estudiantes

01/08/2023

JUST FELT THAT THIS COULD BE HELPFUL TO YOU......Read to the End✌️
Increase your knowledge
DID YOU KNOW❓

1)Birds don’t urinate.

2)Horses and cows sleep while standing up.

3)The bat is the only mammal that can fly. The leg bones of a bat are so thin that no bat can walk.

4) Even when a snake has its eyes closed, it can still see through its eyelids.

5) Despite the white, fluffy appearance of the Polar Bear's fur, it actually has black skin.

6) The average housefly only lives for 2 or 3 weeks.

7) For every human in the world there are one million ants.

8) A small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death!

9) Alligators and sharks can live up to 100 years.

10) A honeybee has two stomachs- one for honey, one for food.

11) Elephants weigh less than the tongue of a blue whale. The heart of a blue whale is the size of a car.

12) Blue whales are the largest creature to ever roam the Earth, and they certainly have the phallus to match.
The blue whale has the largest p***s in the animal kingdom ranging between 2.5 metres (8 ft 2 in) to 3 metres (9.8 ft) and a diameter of 30 centimetres (12 in) to 36 centimetres (14 in). Each of its te**es along can weigh up to 150 pounds and can ej*****te gallons of s***m in a single go.

13) A cockroach can survive for about a week without its head before dying of starvation.

14) When a dolphin is sick or injured, its cries of distress summon immediate aid from other dolphins, which try to support it to the surface so that it can breathe.

15) A snail can sleep for 3 years.

16) The fastest bird, the spine-tailed swift, can fly as fast as 106mph. (Peregrine falcon is actually 390km/hr or 108mph)

17) A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.

18)The leech has 32 brains.

19) The average outdoor-only cat has a lifespan of about three years. Indoor-only cats can live for sixteen years and longer.

20) Sharks are the only animals that never get sick.

17/07/2023

Court don sentence one one 42-year-old pastor, Prophet Philip Segun and a 23-year-old man Adeeko Owolabi to death over di murder of a 400-level Sociology department student of Lagos State University (LASU), Favour Oladele.

Di court also sentence Owolabi mama, Adeeko Bola, to two years imprisonment for eating human flesh.

Dem kill Favour wey be Owolabi girlfriend for 2019 afta e bin lure her go di pastor church under di guise say she wan meet im family.

Di prosecution team bin tell di court during trial say Owolabi bin lure Favour, kill her, while dem cook her heart and other parts to make ‘victory soap’ for Bola.

Owolabi also confess say e bin use im girlfriend to prepare a ritual meal for money ritual.

Prophet Segun na di owner of Cherubim and Seraphim Church, Solution Chapel, Ikoyi-Ile, wia Owolabi and im mama go seek wealth.

📷 City Morror

03/07/2023

While Nigeria's superhero is collecting wotowoto from American influencer Anita Brown, Ghanaian rapper Sarkodie is also collecting from all angles in his country 😅. This comes after he dropped a diss track against popular actor Yvonne Yelson, who accused him of impregnating her and forcing her to abort 10 years ago😅.

The industry is shaking with Gbos gbas 😂.

Yvonne Yelson did not find the diss track funny and has been dragging the rapper since morning for insulting her in his music video.

02/07/2023

Mr Singh walks into a bank London and asks for the loan officer. He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so Mr Singh hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, which costs a quarter of a million pounds.
“The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,” says Mr Singh, “and I have all the necessary papers.”
The bank officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. After Mr Singh leaves, the loan officer, the bank's president, and all their colleagues enjoy a good laugh at the man for using a £250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a £5,000 loan.
One of the employees drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, Mr Singh returns, and repays the £5000 and the interest, which comes to £15.41.
The loan officer says, "Sir, I must tell you, we’re all a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and discovered that you’re a multimillionaire. Why would you bother to borrow £5,000?"
The man replies, "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41?"

10/03/2023

1. I mīstakenly opened my Instagram and quickly closed it.. then MTN sent a message, Dear Customer na Gød Save You🤔🙆

2.On my wedding day, any girl that is more beautiful than my wife will be sent out. I hāte confusiøn 🤔

3.The prøblem with African's is dat, if they say nobody should go out, everybody will go out to see if nobody has gone out🤣

4.Make person Hāck Buhari Twitter, make e use am write "F**K YOU RUSSIA 🇷🇺🤣

5.Am a kind of person that put song on repeat
Until the artist be like bro mouth done dey païn me oh 😩🤣🤣

6.If you want to enjoy interesting gist in a bus just shout this Nigeria self, relax, people will take it from there🤣

7.When relationship is new☺️
Boy: baby I saw you inside keke.
Girl: Aww sweetheart I saw you more🥰🤣

8.I knw my parents don't like you😢

But I'll forever fīght for u dear phone📲

9. American Police: Hey!! Freeze🙌
Nigeria Police: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hollandia🤣

10.As long as you are a member of this Group, Grace will Always Speak for U ijn Amen

07/03/2023

Today😕😕 I ran into a church carrying a brand new kñife🔪and asked, "Who is a christian here?" The whole Church went as silent as a grave yard.

I asked again, "How can a full Church have no christian?". No one replied.

Then I grabbed the nearby young man and went out with him and told him, "Come and help me k!ll my chicken for Easter because I don't know how to do it".

After the young man had k!lled the Chicken,🐓 he told me that he didn't know how to skin it 😳and that I should go back to the Church and get someone else to help me .

I returned to the church with the kñife again dripping with blood . When the Pastor saw me in the church with blôod dripping from my kñife,🔪 he immediately shouted, "My Brothers in islam, Sollu Ala nabbiy kareem"😳😂🙈🙈

The whole church responded "Sala llahu alayhi
wasalam.!!!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dear reader💞💞
I might not know you, ✋☺
But I wish you the best in life. ☺🌻🌸
Appreciate!😋
Bless my life by Cl1cking the «“like”» butt0n 🙏 to see my future p0sts
Heaven will reward you as you do 😊❤️

03/03/2023

Queen mother come out side in the night make she do incantation
Now they don r**e am laugh🤓🤓

01/03/2023

😅🤣🤣🤣

1. Yawa is when you hear your newly wedded wife asking her mum "mummy how many cube of Maggi should I put inside the pounded yam"🙆 after all the bride price😅

2. Those of you dating an electrician and you are expecting not to be shocked be deceiving your self, I have said my own, Amaka are you hearing me🤣🤣🤣🤸🏃🏃

3. Guys are funny oo, they would be like Baby I can die for you, I can do anything for you, and just ordinary injection they would be sweating and shouting like bull dog.🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bros what is ya problem na

4. Some girls would be like "baby I'm not feeling fine send me MTN 1k. What do you need the airtime for? You want to recharge your sickness? 🤣🤣🤣 Bridget I'm talking to you oo😅🤣😁🤸🏃

5. Some people would come to your inbox and be like "can I know you more"? Something they have not said to their Lord Jesus Christ 😏 🚶

6. Some girls are lucky oo😍
First boyfriend boom 🔥 husband, while us we have to date all the sons of Pharaoh before Moses come to rescue us. L😁L

7. My uncle picks up a fight with me like he doesn't know how evil I can be. I am going to steal his phone and save my two numbers as "Jenny sweet b***s" and "Naomi Big ass" then repeatedly call him and hang up at 3am
His wife would do the fighting for me
Me i don't fight with my elders 😁😎😏🤸

9. If you see a Nigerian man opening his car door for his girl. Don't feel jealous my dear... just know that the door has problem 😁🤣🤣🤣🤣

10. Girls have a funny way of asking if you have girlfriend
They be like:
Eehn you want your girlfriend to kill me abi?😁🤣🤣🤣

11. Wahala Don burst oo
Precious go drag rice for burial by mistake she fall inside the pit for coffin. My people una say Wahala be like wetin again 😁😁🙆🤣🤣🤣🤣

28/02/2023

Who's ready follow for follow

28/02/2023

How did u become a Nigeria
By birth
By force
By mistake
By surprise😂

23/02/2023