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04/03/2020

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18/01/2020

Can't stop laughing

08/01/2020

Witchcraft is when u fighting a bouncer nd end up saying
My bf is not afraid of you

13/11/2019

E don tay sha
But we all thank u fr the support u have given to us
This page will bring u guys new jokes
From January 4th
So please don't be angry nd we promise to give our members a gift for Christmas
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Who is better
08/01/2019

Who is better

01/01/2019

When electricity goes off, an African will look outside to make sure the neighbors are also in the darkness. What type of jealousy is this?

Thank you all for supporting us when it was neededwe re appreciating those who have been with us since day 1U guys have ...
30/06/2018

Thank you all for supporting us when it was needed
we re appreciating those who have been with us since day 1
U guys have promote us to be one of d most dominant pages in lagos
we re saying a big thank u

30/05/2018

what if ur girlfriend tell u dis ... A-
Use my pix as ur dp for 3days B- Marry me C-
Date me for 1 month D- Send me glo #200 E-
Take me out this week F- can u marry a
mechanic G- Tell me ur greatest secret H- Send
me ur best pic I- Send me MTN #3,500 J- Take
me out for shopping K- send me MTN 500 L-
Have u ever been slapped by someone u cherish
a lot? M- Tell me u love me N- Give me a deep
kiss de next tym u see me O- send airtime
worth any amount P- Will u thoroughly love me?
Q- Come, let's have dinner 2geda R- Send me
#200 mtn card S- Buy me a cloth as a gift T-
Buy me a shoe U- Be my best friend V- Send
me a voice note of ur best song W- Compose a
love song 4 me X- Call me and talk 2 me 4 up to
30 min Y- Buy me a phone Z- Tell me d day u
had ur 1st kiss and how it happened

14/05/2018

OYA SWEAR SAY U NEVA DO ANY OF THIS 1.- if u
didn't kill earthworm with salt.
2.- if u didn't play rubber band.
3.- if u neva bath in the d rain.
4.- if nobody told u about india vs nigeria 99-1
5.- if u did not sleep on the couch and woke up
on the bed.
6.- if u didn't throw ur milk teeth on the roof
for lizards to take it
and give you new ones.
7.- if u didn't just wash your legs n hands
instead of bathing before going to school.
8.- if u didn't act film inside uncompleted
buildings or under d bed with friends.
9.- if u have never flew a kite.
10.- if u didn't use your two legs to build houses
with sands.
11.- if u never wrote your name on a
paper and
insert it into your
pen so that no one will steal it.
12.- if u didn't close the fridge door really
slowly
and see when the light went off.
13.- if u neva waved at white birds expecting
your nails to be whiter.
14.- if u didn't hear of ghost that stays under
mango trees at night.
15.- if u never drove a single car tyre with stick
and call it a car.
16.- if u never mix garri and sugar in ur pocket
and eat it while walking on the street.
17. if u never did mama n papa play e.g cooking
leaf and sand without fire.
18.- if u didn't play table soccer with bottle
cover........then i guess ur childhood was not fun!....
Do you knw it is not jangilova epo motor? it is
JINGLE OVER
LIKE A MOTOR! i bet u don't knw. don't be shy.
i
didn't knw either until i grew up....am sure 99.9% of nigeria Adult doesn't knw
dat nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually
"standard living
standard living"
i knw u are singing it now again, smiles...
***Confess u are guilty? hahahahaha! keep
sharing d fun and
laugh it off. ***%
Don't break dis chain share it to
all ur skul
n playing mate 2 remember dem of their
childhood memories...
Share n see. funny comments

16/04/2018

*Some people are blessed with wickedness hw can i beg u salt and u are telling me dat ur mum has counted it
*Some people can lie to themselves hw would u loss ur phone and tell me no be d phone dey. pain me self na d contact what type of lie is dat 1
Nigerian musicians can lie hw can davido say 30 billion for my account his he stealing

10/02/2018

valatine is here again ooooo
so ladies and gentle men were do u think i should take my girl freind
1 the zoo
2 america
3 my bed room

12/01/2018

Ladies and gentle men if u had 70 thousand naria in ur wallet and u went for a show.and the money got lost and u sat down with olamide,phyno,faiz,davido,iyanya,wizkid and donjassy who would u suppect that has the money

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