02/05/2024
Great article. Very precise and unbiased!
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🎵 Dame fútbol, quiero fútbol, pasión que nunca se agota. Dame fútbol, quiero fútbol... 🎵
::: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly of the Concacaf Champions Cup Semifinals :::
⚽ The Good: Columbus Crew showcases and embarrasses once again the Second-rate from Nuevo León right at the Giant of A Zero. The Crew is in the final.
⚽ The Bad: Esteban Andrada. What the hell, how bad is he! Is this really the guy the people dare to compare with the greatest goalkeeper in Mexican football history, Nahuel Guzmán? Are you kidding?
⚽ The Ugly: Jesús Gallardo.
⚽ The Goal: Aidan Morris. What a great goal! The American striker takes advantage of the goalkeeper mistake, leaving the defenders standing like orange cones and from long distance slots the first one goal to start the Guadalupense debacle.
⚽ The MVP: The eleven warriors of the Columbus Crew.
⚽ The Curious Fact: It's the fourth time a team playing in yellow jersey with a stripe on their chest eliminates La Pastora on their own field and with their people. In 10 days, it will be the fifth.
⚽ The Black: The elbows of Gallardo.
⚽ The Chuckle: A hearse drives by, my comedy expert buddy says: "there go the Rayados."
⚽ The Comment of the Day: Monterrey está eliminado! (read it in the voice of María Julia Lafuente). Guadalupe falls flatly to Columbus Crew who advances to the Grand Final of the Champions Cup. The storm is coming down on the team from La Pastora, as next week they'll have to face daddy in the Quarterfinals of the Gran Fiesta of Mexican Football, with a not-so-promising outlook. What I don't understand is if they're already qualified for the Club World Cup, why are they fighting amongst themselves? It worries me as a Mexican that this scrappy team might represent us in the next Club World Cup, it's a bu****it. Tragedies are coming soon.
That's all, folks! Thank you very much for your kind attention and have an excellent Thursday. As always, I bid farewell in the first comment. I'm reading you... just like that.
