24/05/2026
Turtles are pretty common here in Cozumel. Especially in the spring apparently! We get three different kinds here, being the Hawksbill, the Green and the Loggerhead sea turtles. Since they all look like turtles and no one wants to count plates between their eyes, I have devised a different method. Let’s apply said method, in order to establish just what kind of ridiculous turtle this is, let’s use my official and very specific method to work out which turtle it was we saw yesterday. Without further ado:
Laura’s Very Scientific Method of Identifying Turtles
1. If it looks like a stereotypical beaky turtle, and it’s not that big, it’s probably a Hawksbill
2. If it looks like a stereotypical turtle, is very clean and is absolutely enormous, it’s probably a Green sea turtle
3. If it’s definitely a turtle but it looks like it’s a 1000 years old, or that there’s something wrong with it, it’s probably a Loggerhead sea turtle.
4. If none of the above, omg please go tell someone else on the dive.
Probably a loggerhead.