Séptimo Grado

19/08/2026

Si te muerde una serpiente: calma, quita anillos y ropa apretada, inmoviliza la extremidad, limpia con agua y jabón, anota la hora, toma una foto a distancia si es seguro… y ve YA al hospital con antídoto. ⏱️ Lo más importante es no perder tiempo.

Ten tu hospital localizado 👉 www.redtox.org/emergencias

08/08/2026

"A certain recent documentary has exposed the general public to Dean Potter’s wild hair and wilder eyes, revealing what we freaky climbers have known for decades: Dirtbags are hot. They’re totally shredded, intimidatingly obsessive, and even their body odor is doing it for you. Maybe that’s because it reminds you of a drunken night in the Valley that left you short a quarter ounce of w**d, but rich in memories that are even more X-***ed than your average J Tree folly."

Boulder climber Gabby Vermeire pens a satirical list of ways to land a dirtbag on the dating apps (link in comments 👇)

31/07/2026

31/07/2026

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In 1976, two climbers survived a night high in Mount Everest’s Death Zone.

What followed became one of the first high altitude rescues, as the team helped evacuate the snowblind and frostbitten climbers.

But now 50 years later the rescue team asks if the same rescue would happen on Everest today?

Read the full story at the link in bio, or comment ‘read’ and we’ll DM you the article.

✍️ Mark Agnew
📸 Courtesy AMA expedition & Ian Cu***ng