24/09/2026
Roadtrip! I'm not really a road rider. I generally just don't find it all that interesting. I haven't done a serious road trip in 10 years on a bike. Part of this is because I focused exclusively on dirt with the kids. The other part is when I get bored, stupid things happen. Like felonies, according to what I've read of the law in some states. 😅 And a lot of road riding is just freaking boring. If I have to load up podcasts or audio books, my attention is not fully on the ride. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but it's not a good thing for me & my wallet & my criminal record (alleged).
But when my buddy Ace Nilson asked if I wanted to this 2003 from Salt Lake City down to his place outside LA, I said what the hell. I've been up to my eyeballs building the air cooled bikes for the Starvation Ridge 24hr race, so basically the day before, I took a chance and had chatGPT build me an itinerary that lasted 2.5 days and 2 nights. Surprisingly, it did really really well.
The scenery was so good, I basically quit taking photos because they always turn out "meh" compared to real life. Can confirm, UT-12 from Torrey to Escalante to Bryce, then westward via ZionNP is some of the prettiest scenery around.
As with any of my Moto adventures, there were some challenges along the way. The right fork seal failed and sent so much fork oil all over me and the back side of the windshield and the side of the bike that I stopped at gas stations and wrapped the fork leg with paper towels to prevent oil getting down onto the brake rotors. I clicked over 40,000 miles just after crossing the California border at Primm, almost lost a footpeg because the clip disappeared on the pin, scraped a little bit of corrosion off the bottom of the pegs (allegedly), and marveled at the modern conveniences of heated seat & grips, cruise control & adjustable windshield.
If you are a Beemerista you'll hate me for saying it, but the bike is kind of uninspiring. Doesn't feel like it has a lot of character. But it goes fast and it stops fast and it started every time I needed it to, so that's pretty good compared to some of my other bikes!