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Tara River Canyon Pt. II4.21.2026Day 2 began as we wiggled our way into our wetsuits, still damp from the day before and...
25/05/2026

Tara River Canyon Pt. II
4.21.2026

Day 2 began as we wiggled our way into our wetsuits, still damp from the day before and the overnight rain. The drizzling lingered into the afternoon which never seemed to warm up.

Even the weather couldn’t dampen our stoke. We had the entire river to ourselves—complete solitude.

Mirko shared old war stories and stories of his rare discoveries of World War II relics left behind along the riverbank. We also learned about the Black Pine, a species native to Tara Canyon known for its resilience. The trees dotted the cliffs above us, some clinging to the rock face by nothing more than their roots, serving as a reminder that:

“Everyone who hears these words of Mine and acts on them may be compared to a wise man who built his house on the rock. And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and yet it did not fall, for it had been founded on the rock.” — Matthew 7:24–25

Twenty river kilometers later, we started ascending the canyon walls to our camp. a small, self-sustaining village, nestled high between the canyon peaks. The only three items the villagers didn’t produce themselves were coffee, sugar, and oil. Our hosts made us feel right at home, welcoming us with a shot of freshly distilled rakija and a smorgasbord of freshly prepared cultural dishes: soup, bread, burek, a savory meat and potato pie, home made cheeses, salad, and cake.

We were soaking up every single moment. The jaw-dropping views, drool worthy food, genuine conversation, and cultural delights.

Time and places are all about who you share them with 🫶🏼

Tara River Canyon Part I:4.20.2026Base Camp: Žabljak, MontenegroThe first river trip of the year is always special. The ...
11/05/2026

Tara River Canyon Part I:
4.20.2026
Base Camp: Žabljak, Montenegro

The first river trip of the year is always special. The anticipation builds throughout the winter until the river calls us back home.

However, this year’s first didn’t just represent the beginning of river season—it was also the first trip where I wasn’t the one planning every detail. I was simply a guest, along for the ride with my girlfriend and my dad on an intimate expedition down the Tara River with .expeditions.

Snow still blanketed the mountains, and our minds raced with questions. Checking into the hotel the night before became an expedition of its own, as Google Translate only led to more confusion. Just in the nick of time, our guides, Gigo and Mirko, showed up and put our minds at ease.

Before we knew it, civilization disappeared behind us. Our phones lost signal, paved roads turned into gravel roads, and gravel roads eventually gave way to a waterway.

Somewhere between the turquoise-blue water, towering canyon walls, waterfalls, and the rhythm of the river, time itself stood still. We were no longer bound by schedules, and the mundane tasks of everyday life quickly drifted away.

We were on river time.

Stay tuned for Pt. II…

🌊 Animas River Days 🌊WHEN 🗓️:May 30-31, 2026WHERE 📍:Durango, CO WHAT ‼️:The Animas River is beloved among the locals, an...
08/05/2026

🌊 Animas River Days 🌊

WHEN 🗓️:
May 30-31, 2026

WHERE 📍:
Durango, CO

WHAT ‼️:
The Animas River is beloved among the locals, and the river cuts through the heart of downtown. From Paradise Island, to river beaches, and Smelter Whitewater Park, this event is sure to quench your river festival thirst.

WHY 🧐:
ARD features one of the best river parades known to mankind. Paradise turns into a River Rat mecca and the river bank nearest the whitewater park turns into an outdoor arena.

Hundreds of spectators come to watch the shenanigans as untamed River Rats take on the park. The River of Lost Souls guarantees carnage!

ACCOMMODATIONS 🏕️:
Campsites and hotels are plentiful near and in the town of Durango. Or, the Gustavson family compound is always a great place to kick your feet up and relax after a full day of rafting.

If you don’t have a boat, bring your PFD and a smile and wait at the boat ramp for an epic hitchhiking experience!

SYOTR 🌊

05/05/2026

4 days. 3 nights. 78 kilometers.

Our recent trip on the Tara River was a full immersion into the raw beauty of creation and Montenegro culture.

We are stoked to share our story with y’all over the next couple of weeks

But until then—živjeli 🎉🥂

Thank you, for sharing this experience with us.

🌊 Bigfork Whitewater Festival 🌊WHEN 🗓️:May 22–25, 2026WHERE 📍:Bigfork, MTWHAT ‼️:The Bigfork Whitewater Festival is the ...
17/04/2026

🌊 Bigfork Whitewater Festival 🌊

WHEN 🗓️:
May 22–25, 2026

WHERE 📍:
Bigfork, MT

WHAT ‼️:
The Bigfork Whitewater Festival is the longest-running event in Bigfork, Montana—2026 marks its 51st annual throwdown. If anyone knows tradition, it’s the great state of Montana. Set on the Swan River, this event features BIG class IV whitewater under the BIG Sky.

WHY 🧐:
The final mile of the Swan River before it pours into Flathead Lake is famously known as the “Wild Mile.” Every Memorial Day Weekend, paddlers from all over come to test themselves on this fast, technical stretch. A scenic trail runs alongside the river, giving spectators front-row seats to all the action, carnage, and glory.

And when you’re off the water, the river flows straight through the heart of Bigfork—bringing an electric mix of local restaurants, shops, and galleries to explore between laps.

ACCOMMODATIONS 🏕️:
Cowboy camping was basically invented in Montana. If hotels or Airbnbs aren’t in the cards, grab a campground or post up on national forest land, throw out your Paco Pad, and sleep under the stars beneath that wide-open sky.

Bring a PFD, a positive mental attitude, and a boat if you’ve got one. If not, wait at the boat ramp—there’s always a chance for an unforgettable hitchhiking lap.

SYOTR

🌊 Upper Clackamas Whitewater Festival 🌊WHEN 🗓️:May 15–17, 2026WHERE 📍:Estacada, ORWHAT ‼️:Clack Fest kicked off in 1984,...
10/04/2026

🌊 Upper Clackamas Whitewater Festival 🌊

WHEN 🗓️:
May 15–17, 2026

WHERE 📍:
Estacada, OR

WHAT ‼️:
Clack Fest kicked off in 1984, and this year marks its 40th anniversary. This weekend-long event draws paddlers of all skill levels from far and wide. Come put your skills and river prowess to the test on several Class III–IV rapids on the legendary Clackamas River.

WHY 🧐:
Races, races, races—and more races. There’s something for just about every paddle sport you can think of. Or just kick back at vendor village and catch all the action (and carnage) from the front row 💯👀

ACCOMMODATIONS 🏕️:
There are several campgrounds within 30 minutes of the event. If you want to stay close, it’s best to reserve your spot early.

No boat? No problem. Vendors will have a range of paddle craft available to demo. Or—as always—bring a PFD, a good attitude, and post up at the boat launch for a legendary hitchhiking experience.

SYOTR

03/04/2026

🌊 FIBArk Whitewater Festival 🌊

WHEN 🗓️:
June 18–21, 2026

WHERE 📍:
Salida, CO

WHAT ‼️:
What started as a “hold my beer and watch this” moment 78 years ago has become America’s longest-running whitewater festival. Upwards of 30,000 people are drawn to Salida every summer—all for one reason: the DRANK.

WHY 🧐:
From live music and foot races to food vendors, SUP boxing world championships, and the infamous hooligan race, there’s something for everyone. The Arkansas River—home to Browns Canyon and the Royal Gorge—offers world-class whitewater and scenery. The town of Salida comes alive during these four days, and it’s not something you want to miss.

ACCOMMODATIONS 🏕️:
Campgrounds in and around Salida fill up fast, so be prepared to car camp wherever your rig fits. Hotels are also an option—but let’s be real, what kind of river rat has the money to spare for three nights?

If you don’t have a boat, bring a PFD, a good attitude, and wait at the boat launch for the best hitchhiking experience known to man.

SYOTR 🤘🌊

27/03/2026

🌊 Lochsa Madness 🌊

WHEN 🗓️:
Memorial Day weekend (5/22-25)

WHERE 📍:
Mile markers 109–139 on Highway 12 near Syringa, Idaho. AKA: The Dirty Thirty

WHAT ‼️:
A gathering of watercraft, inflatable pool toys, and anything that floats (and some things that probably shouldn’t) on the legendary Lochsa River. Piloting them? A wild breed known as “River Rat”.

WHY 🧐:
Class IV rapids back to back to back to back. The canyon turns into a full-blown arena as carnage meets glory and the crowd goes absolutely feral. Every flip gets a roar and every clean line gets respect. Chaos, community, and some of the best whitewater in the country all wrapped into one unforgettable weekend.

ACCOMMODATIONS 🏕️:
Camping is first come, first serve. Find a pullout, make a new friend, share your goodies and you’ll be just fine.

If you don’t have a boat, bring a PFD, a good attitude and wait at the boat launch for the best hitchhiking experience known to man.

Summed up in 1 word: MADNESS

SYOTR 🤘🏼🌊

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