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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YO! ⚽💆‍♂️The only man at TSUBASA FC who spends more time on a massage table than on the actual pitch.199...
27/04/2026

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YO! ⚽💆‍♂️

The only man at TSUBASA FC who spends more time on a massage table than on the actual pitch.

199 MASSAGE: A record-breaking stat. You’re the only player who needs a "recovery session" just for waking up.

10 RUNNING: We’d call you a "poacher," but that would require you to actually move.

27 STAMINA: You’ve got enough gas for a 5-minute warm-up and a 2-hour massage.

99 ຫາຍໂຕ (Disappearing): Your most elite skill. You vanish from the game faster than you vanish into a massage parlor after the whistle.

Final kick about before Lao New Year with Laos National Team Superstars Bounphachan Bounkong & Xayasith Singsavang 🔥🇱🇦
12/04/2026

Final kick about before Lao New Year with Laos National Team Superstars Bounphachan Bounkong & Xayasith Singsavang 🔥🇱🇦

Hello from Canberra 🇦🇺🐨🦘😀
24/03/2026

Hello from Canberra 🇦🇺🐨🦘😀

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COACH DO! ⚽🧤The only Goalkeeper at TSUBASA FC who catches more wedding bouquets than footballs.99 ໄປງານດ...
23/03/2026

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COACH DO! ⚽🧤

The only Goalkeeper at TSUBASA FC who catches more wedding bouquets than footballs.

99 ໄປງານດອງ: Your most consistent stat. We’d ask for coaching, but we know you’re busy eating free cake at a friend’s wedding.
99 ໄປແຫ່ເຂີຍ: You’ve got a 99 in "Leading the Groom," but only 91 Positioning on the pitch? Priorities, Coach.
94 REFLEX: Too bad your reflexes are only fast enough to hit "Accept" on a wedding invite, but too slow to actually save a shot.
99 HANDLING: Great for holding a camera or a drink at a party, but can you actually handle a ball today?
87 SPEED: Only happens when the buffet opens or when you’re running late for another ceremony.

At Tsubasa FC, our captains are the heartbeat of the team. More than just leaders, they are the peacemakers who keep us ...
19/03/2026

At Tsubasa FC, our captains are the heartbeat of the team. More than just leaders, they are the peacemakers who keep us united and the friends who check in when someone needs a lift. Whether it’s calming a heated moment on the pitch or ensuring every decision serves the club’s best interest, they lead with a quiet strength and a big heart. It’s all about leading by example and making sure everyone feels at home.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COPY! ⚽🕶️The only man at TSUBASA FC who sees everything except the physio's office.99 CONTENT: Your TikT...
17/03/2026

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COPY! ⚽🕶️

The only man at TSUBASA FC who sees everything except the physio's office.
99 CONTENT: Your TikToks are fire, but your ligaments are a dumpster fire.
99 NO LOOK PASSING: Explains why you never saw that injury coming.
?? LONG PASS: Probably because you can't stand up long enough to take one.
-1 KNEE: You don't have a "weak foot," you just have a structural hazard.

With an 87 Dribbling and a -1 Knee, you’re basically a Ferrari with no tires. Enjoy the birthday, legend—just try not to blow out your other knee while blowing out the candles!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BEER! ⚽📢The only man at TSUBASA FC whose mouth works harder than his legs.99 VOICE VOLUME: We hear you f...
17/03/2026

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BEER! ⚽📢

The only man at TSUBASA FC whose mouth works harder than his legs.
99 VOICE VOLUME: We hear you from the parking lot, but somehow you disappear on the pitch.
18 IQ: Explains why you’re wearing sunglasses indoors while holding your own shirt.
28 AGGRESSION / 38 STAMINA: You’ve got the energy of a flat pint and the bite of a goldfish.
THE VIBE: With a 58 Shooting and 48 Long Pass, the only thing you’re hitting accurately today is the buffet.

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Feeling cute, idk... might delete later 😽
16/03/2026

Feeling cute, idk... might delete later 😽

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JILANON! ⚽💤The only man at TSUBASA FC with 99 in every stat but still can't find his way to a bed.99 EVE...
09/03/2026

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JILANON! ⚽💤

The only man at TSUBASA FC with 99 in every stat but still can't find his way to a bed.

99 EVERYTHING: A literal god on the pitch.
0 SLEEP: Explains the eyebags, but what’s the excuse for the rest? 🫣
ຮັກເມຍ 97?: Imagine being perfect at football but only a B+ at loving your wife 😘

Sunday football = Therapy 😌
08/03/2026

Sunday football = Therapy 😌

Happy Birthday to the TSUBASA FC legend, DONSKEE aka #ຊ້ອມແຕ່ມໍ4 ! ⚽🎤We checked the 2025-2026 stats and they don't lie:...
24/02/2026

Happy Birthday to the TSUBASA FC legend, DONSKEE aka #ຊ້ອມແຕ່ມໍ4 ! ⚽🎤

We checked the 2025-2026 stats and they don't lie:

97 Dribbling: Because he’s been dodging commitment his entire life.
0 Girlfriends: A consistent clean sheet that even our keeper would be jealous of.
99 Rap / 8 Flow: Mans is spitting fire to a crowd of exactly 8 people on YouTube.
The Math: At this rate, he’ll have a girlfriend by the time he hits double-digit views—so, basically never.

Keep chasing those dreams and those views, bro. Maybe this year you'll finally find someone who likes your music as much as you like yourself.

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