11/06/2024
If you married a war veteran and a bed-to-bed midfielder, and you're now ready to build a house, it is best if you ask for your wife's recommendations and the kind of house you want to build. For instance,
1. Roofing - she has seen more ceilings and roofs than you, they've pinned her missionary style countless times, and been on her back more than a mechanic.
2. Wall colors - she has done cowgirl and reverse cowgirl many times to know about wall colors. She has stared at walls, she knows what type of paint is durable and which one fades faster. She understands artwork to put on the walls.
3. Floors - She has been in doggie countless times, as she stares at the floor being trusted mercilessly, she has a knowledge of floors and tiles.
4. Bathroom - she has had more games than she can remember in different bathrooms (hotels and men's houses). Ask her even about the best toilet seats, men have dealt with her mercilessly in stinking public toilets and club toilets.
5. Swimming pool - she has been in many pools, and she's a champion. Yes, they've had her in all kinds of styles in different pools. Her Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok used to resemble that of a swimsuit model, always posing in pools.
6. Balcony - She has knowledge, she has been there as well. Only to wake up in the morning, wearing an oversized morning gown, holding a coffee mug, posing for a photo, and posting on her social media captioned "SOFT LIFE".
7. Furniture - She has the knowledge, the knowledge goes beyond construction, even furnishing the house itself. They've hu**ed her on couches, tables, washing machines and stoves.
That's more than a wife, brother. Huyo ni engineer.