14/12/2017
Aty ya' dick just died, can yah bury it in your va**na?
Hi, you're a burgular... n you're gonna smash your back door in!
You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on!
I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
I'm a businessman. I work in orifices, got any openings?
"Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later."
I heard you got a boyfriend,
but girl don't try & pretend,
like you don't want this dick all the way in.
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.
Girl, you should sell hot dogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand.
Hi, you're bis*xual. You'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get s*xual
Twinkle twinkle little star, Let's have s*x inside your car.
You're going to have s*x with you later, so you might as well be there!
You run track?, cause I heard you relay want this dick.
Are u a flight attendant? Coz u gonna be plane wth this dick soon.
Do you need a medic? Cause my dick is hard for you
Babe, are you an elevator? Because i want to go down on you.
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
I heard your grades are bad.....I'm sure this D won't hurt.
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear
Can I park my car in your garage? It's pretty big, but it doesn't leak.
Do you like to draw? (yeah why?) Cause I put the D in Raw
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT?
Girl: WHAT!
Boy: Do you even know what slt stands for?
Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
Well spread my cheeks and call me ๏ฟฝcell bitch;' you're prettier than anyone I ever met in the joint!
What if I start this relationship with you as a frien. Will you allow me to give you the 'D' later?
Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone cause I want to hit the pound button all day long.
I know you haven't been studying, You must want the "D"
"If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you."
I'd hide every chair in the world just so you'd have to sit on my face.
