04/09/2026
Apparently my weekend has its own legal team.
Friday explains why I deserve it.
Saturday reminds me that it’s the weekend.
Sunday says the damage is already done.
Then Monday arrives with a completely new personality.
One enjoyable meal is rarely the problem. The chain of excuses after it usually causes more damage.
Enjoy the meal. Then let your next choice be normal.
No punishment. No guilt. No dramatic Monday restart.
What is your weekend lawyer’s favourite excuse?