Business Club Patiala

29/10/2019

ਮੰਦੀ ਦੇ ਚਲਦਿਆ, ਡਾਕਟਰ ਨੂੰ ਦਵਾਈ ਦੇ ਪੈਸੇ ਦਿੱਤੇ, ਡਾਕਟਰ ਕੋਲ ਬਕਾਇਆ ਮੋੜਨ ਲਈ ਟੂਟੇ ਪੈਸੇ ਨਹੀਂ ਸੀ . ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ," ਇੱਕ ਇੰਜੇਕਸ਼ਨ ਹੋਰ, ਤਾਕਤ ਦਾ ਲਗਵਾ ਲਓ."

15/10/2019

Your wife expects from you
- Sincerity
- Affection
- Love
- Attention
- Respect and
- Yourself
Now the problem is to remind you every time all these six marriage vows and that too in same order.
She invented a shorter form.
*SALARY! 😀

12/05/2019

उर्दू की खूबसूरती देखिये ...

मैंने सुबह सुबह लखनऊ फोन पर एक मित्र से पूछा - क्या कर रहे हो डियर ?

बोला - अभी मैं बड़ी शिद्दत से इज़्जतो-अज़मत की डोर को, बेपनाह उलझनों की गिरफ़्त से आज़ाद करने की कश़मकश में मुब्तिला हूं ।

मैंने कहा - समझा नहीं,

बोला - पाजामे के नाड़े में गांठ पड़ गई है वही खोल रहा हूं...😀😀😀

16/02/2019

Impact of digitlisation and automation
In a flying airplane; the pilot makes a welcome anounchement.
“This is your auto-pilot speaking; I am working from home today.”

03/02/2019

Yesterday evening he was getting bored!
Then he called his wife “a monkey.”
When and how, three hours passed, he did not know...
And his General Knowledge grew; he learnt the names of nearly two hundred new animals!
😀😀😀

03/02/2019

Eyebrows: The only thing you can get in shape without exercise!

19/01/2019

In a renowned hospital a team of doctors instructed a patient to immediately go for a bypass heart surgery. The man was nervous however started getting ready.
On such occasions it is better to have patience and also solicit second opinion.
After conducting preoperative tests, the team of doctors told the operation fees, the patient felt these too high.
Since nothing dearer than your own life, so he started filling the necessary forms.
In front of the column Occupation, he filled CBI.
Suddenly there was a commotion in the hospital. A new board of doctors set up, who after careful re-examination of the patient declared there is no need of surgery. Continue taking oral medicines; blockage in arteries will dissolve.
The patient was an employee of 'Central Bank of India'.
😃😃😃

07/01/2019

45 ਕਿਲੋ ਦਾ ਇੱਕ ਵਿਅਕਤੀ ਬੇਹੋਸ਼ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਬੱਚ ਗਿਆ
ਜਦੋਂ ਉਸ ਨੂੰ ਇੱਕ ਕੰਪਨੀ ਤੋਂ ਫ਼ੋਨ ਆਇਆ ਅਤੇ ਉਸ ਤੋਂ ਪੁੱਛਿਆ
ਕੀ ਤੁਸੀਂ 2 ਮਹੀਨੇ ਵਿਚ 45 ਕਿਲੋਗ੍ਰਾਮ ਵੱਜਣ ਘਟਾਉਣਾ ਚਾਹੁੰਦੇ ਹੋ?

29/12/2018

I need some advice guys.
Recently my gf has been receiving too many calls during very odd hours of the night. She has also been coming home very late saying that she was at a team building meeting at work..i called her boss and he said they've not had any such meeting for the past month. so yesterday when she said she was going for a team building meeting i followed her on my motorbike after two blocks a guy stopped his car hugged her and opened his car door for her.
I was watching all that from a distance so they wouldn't see me.when they finally drove off i tried to start my bike to follow them but it couldn't start.
what could the problem be guys. The clutch ?
Engine? Petrol? Plug? I'm so worried about my bike

27/12/2018

किचन टिप्स :-
अब पेश है "पेड़ा" और " खीर " एक साथ बनाने का देशी तरीका
एक पेड़ और खीरा ले 🌳 खीरा मे से आ का मात्राँ निकाल कर पेड मे लगा दो
आपका " पेड़ा " और " खीर " एक साथ
तैयार है

01/11/2018