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Michael Owen .. THE PUNDIT is just hillarious !!
07/02/2016

Michael Owen .. THE PUNDIT is just hillarious !!

Welcome to Back of the Net. The absence of Gary Neville from the commentary box has been felt across the U.K, mainly because the alternatives we've been left...

23/11/2014

Breaking news.... Coming soon.... STAY TUNED

12/11/2014

Well, we've got no comments on this..just have a read, if you can.

28/10/2014



The defenders of the team Kasika Sprinters got frustrated of the attacking chances created by the wingers and mid fielders of EMI during the first practice game played today at the SPJIMR campus.

There is a wave in the air that the defenders of Kasika will ROUGHLY target the light weight players of EMI namely Nishant Parekh, Ainesh Pradhan, and Aswani Kumar Singh. They together weigh as much as the Giant, Utsav Ronnie Datta, who is securing EMI's defense. As far as weight of the players is concerned, Kasika Sprinters are way ahead of EMI. They can probably win here.

Our informer also said that the owners of EMI, Kalpana Rani and Jyotsana Thakur, are not going to keep their promise of bringing in glamour on the field. This will surely bring the esteem of their players down because some of them are not used to performing in a deserted place. They want flowers (euphemism for girls) blooming all around, smiling and cheering for them. This pushes their adrenaline to the topmost level. One of their player, Prateek Mukherjee urf Baba, got so disappointed that he didn't even attend the training session today. Other sant kabirs namely Aayush Gupta and Sumit singh were seen venting anger on kasika's attackers. Kasika's star player Akhil Vyas got injured due to EMI's insensitive gameplay. While he was crying for help on the field, no one except the kind soul, Samved Sabde, went on to give him a hand.

So, lets see who wins the race in tomorrow's official game to be played at 7 in the morning, sharp. We hope the players get up on time!

23/10/2014

Wishing all the Team Owners , Football Players a Happy,Sporty and prosperous Diwali ....

18/10/2014

All NukkadLiga players and owners have packed their bags to leave for a week long vacation before the start of much awaited league.



Our sources have informed that Arun mishra, EMI's defender, has secretly left for ibiza with an unknown woman, expected to be his 17th girlfriend. His manager, Pooja gerera, is quite disappointed with the player's notorious lifestyle. He was asked by the manager to maintain a strict lifestyle in order to stay fit for the upcoming matches. But, the defender had some other secretive plans.

We hope that Arun mishra comes back on time; and in the best of fitness. The manager has great expectations from him.

18/10/2014

Some serious description of our bidding night by Mr. Challa..Do have a read..

The auction is about to commence! The curtain is about to be raised! The hammer is about to be banged!Lets see what happ...
17/10/2014

The auction is about to commence! The curtain is about to be raised!
The hammer is about to be banged!

Lets see what happens in the much awaited football league auction of PGCIM batch of 2015.

Our papparazzi caught the cristiano ronaldo's successor, aswani kumar singh, trying to bribe the owner, jyotsana thakur...
17/10/2014



Our papparazzi caught the cristiano ronaldo's successor, aswani kumar singh, trying to bribe the owner, jyotsana thakur, of the team EMI. Something is definitely going on between the players and the team owners before the auction, which is scheduled for today evening.

Our informer told us that the owner, jyotsana thakur, was offered plain dosa and coconut chutney in favour of a high bid. Aswani kumar singh surely doesnt know how to impress an owner who is on dieting regime. We suspect his efforts would reap in any benefits. He will have to work harder to get himself sold for a high amount. The player is worth 75 million euros which is slightly higher than the team budget of 60 million euros. But, the player is willing to accept the contract offer at a low price because of the glamour attached with the 2 football clubs.

Let's wait to see the fate of this skillful player.

Career stats:

Matches played: 187
Goals scored: 109
Assists: 72
Yellow cards: 2
Red cards: Nil

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