27/07/2017
It's time for fresh crusty batch of player profiles, courtesy of our Kinsale Captain. Final preparation being put in place for the Tullamore , with some players limiting themselves to 6 pints a night this week. #
Conor Moloney
A junior member of the senior management team for the 2017 season having tragically called time on his playing days due to a repetitive strain injury to the a**s. Recently elected Global Amassador for Mirrors, Flexing and Cheap Laughs with Results Ireland... this bronze adonis insists his glowing complexion is an inevitable consequence of the Mediterranean microclimate of liosban. Epitomises the sax appeal philosophy at the heart of this movement.... if the sight of him on the sideline doesn't get both fellas and Fannys in a flutter, expect the blatant lies of his exploits in the Scarriff colours to do the trick!
Fun fact: Conor can play piano to grade 8 with his freakishly long toes
Martin "Fatty" Connolly
One of the greatest u21 no.9's to grace glenina's hallowed grounds between the years of 2008-2009 (except Ferg Campbell). What he lacks in consistency of passing / tackling he makes up for in a moments of sheer magic above and beyond his capability and scope. A sure man for a sneaky try.... for either team
Fun Fact: Fatty is an avid Basketball fan, despite being only 4 foot 2, and his idol is Mugsy Bogues.
Gregory leader
Better know as Noels son, or darraghs leaders brother. Although he might not be as good with sheds as his aul lad, or puppy prom pics as his brother, he is the man when it comes to maths. And this weekend Greg says all the numbers point towards a Sax Guy win.
Fun fact, Pinnacle of gregs illustrious career was Being named knockon.ie's Connacht junior number 8 of the season 2010
Dave Gallagher
One of Galway's finest entrepreneurs setting up Results Ireland , but when dave isn't getting clients results in the gym he's out getting sax guys results on the field (Results Ireland ). Although dave has two left feet for hands, he's a tall blonde bombshell ready to rock your ruck. Also odds on favourite to not know what's going on
Fun fact: Dave bought his first car this year, and Noonan is after scratching it half an hour ago. The fu***ng Ape
Liam Phelan,
Aka touchy pheely. This powerful Kilkenny juggernaut in recent times is better known for his foret's off the pitch taking on the role of manager at the kinsale 7's. Although he may have had success first time out as manager he's dusting off he mizuno scrummaging boots for one more pop at tullamore glory with his cohort of mixed ability players. If drinking bulmers with one eye open approach with caution , you've been warned
Fun fact: During his time playing with Shannon RFC in Limerick, Phelan developed an interest in Pieball Ponies. Having bred an array of Pieballs, Phelan Fest is on course to overtake Ballinasloe and Spancill Hill as the biggest horse fair in the country.
