21/03/2017
There are loads of different phrases you'll hear in relation to games played, like........"F**k, that was some game" ...... ..."Jaysus, the lads were sh*te today"..... ..."The fu**in' ref bulled us".....
or, the one most appropriate for our last outing.... "F**k me, we got our holes opened with them Clara lads!!!!"
From the f**kin' throw in, it was septic! Even before the f**kin' throw in!! As I sent out texts begging lads to throw off the duvet and come down to the field, we could tell it was going to be backs-to-the-wall stuff. We scraped up the 15 to fill the team sheet (and they'll all start again when recovered) and our 60 year old corner forward gave a rousing pre-match speech to get lads going. (Granted none of us were listening really, but they're usually top drawer!!) We once again pulled on our 15 year old football jerseys and raced out onto the immaculate surface of Ballycomeys top pitch (great work by Sean Smith, Richie & Mikey- they should all get a raise!), burning all our energy as we did so.
As the game got underway, it was clear that there was a gulf in the ages of the teams! The Clara lads oldest player was 24 and our spine was 40, 41, 43, 40 and 43, with a pensioner in corner forward and a 47 year old in corner back!! Sure Jaysus, we thought we'd have to send for the defibrillator after 5 minutes!! Then poor auld Mully ripped the groin to pieces as he took off in a sprint from the city end of the field and we were down to 14! A re-jig took place and the Bun headed into full back and I switched from full forward to centre back. Within seconds I could see why the Bun opted for the edge of the box, as this Clara number 11 called Paddy turned out to be a grandson of fu**ing Shergar!! Lord God almighty, I was seeing flashes of a Carrigan Bros jersey flying past me for sport!! I asked Paddy Bowden (the sound enough ref to be fair) to maybe only let the Clara lads take two steps with the ball and let us take as many as we needed, but he wasn't having it. Half time came with our 14 weary troops trailing by a sh****ng cricket score!
The pensioner hadn't the breath to give another team talk at half time, so Mully did the honours and then the poor auld divil had to come back on (with a bag of frozen peas in his togs) to make up the 15 required to start the 2nd half!! He rambled in at full forward and off we went again. Meself and the Bun switched from #3 to #6 and vice versa and begod it proved successful. With Farlo and Karl Brennan after getting the second wind, we began to play a bit. Fogarty was going like fast Eddie in at 15, while the Latchy was giving everything in the other corner. The other Rocky was lording it at 11 for us and Rian and newcomer Kieran Kirwan were starting to dominate on the '50....
Runners and Oz were like Tommy & JJ (well....) and big red, meself and Joey Meagher were clearing everything that came in. In the sticks, Martin Owens had rediscovered a little composure and had stopped frothing at the mouth! There was one little incident with the full back slipping, 'accidentally ' letting the hurl fly out of his grip and the clatter of it of the big lads spine was enough to put him off and stop goal number 7 from going in!!! Ah, he took it well enough!! He seemed a sound fella. I think they call him 'the Branch'... At the other end, our half crippled Mully plucked a long delivery from the horrible grey sky and unleashed a one handed belter to the roof of the Clara net and for a moment we thought we were back in it. Sadly that was probably in the 59 th minute and time was against us (we're really a 70 minute outfit ya know.....) There was only time for a few more long range efforts from Clara and then Paddy Bowden called an end to proceedings, ending hopes of a historic comeback!
To put it mildly, we were thrashed, but by a deserving Clara outfit, which featured 7 or 8 of last years minors and a whack of regraded juniors. They have my bet to win out that league now as they're going about it the right way. Best of luck to them.
Final score.... Unmentionable !!!
The team:
Murt Owens, Big Red, Mully (5min), Joey, Oz, Bun, Runners, Farlo, Karlo, Rian, Rocky, Tipp Kirwan, Latchy (C), Rocky, M Fogarty.
Subs, nobody for Mully (5 min),
Mully for nobody (30 min)
A quick word of thanks to Dr Neary in the local practice here in Castlecomer and to the brilliant staff in st Luke's hospital - the guy at check in, the radiologist and the lady from Callan in the minor injuries department, (with a brother who farms and does contracting....) who patched me up, ye were all fantastic. (See ye in two weeks for the auld check up!!)
Training Wednesday night now, followed by a challenge match on Sunday. Meself and Mully will sit those out and take notes! Again, it can only get better!!
Stay Classy, Super Juniors!!