16/01/2024
Ricky Gervais Quotes
English - Writer Born: June 25, 1961
People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
I do the Golden Globes because they say I can say what I want. I wouldn't have that at the Oscars.
I don't know why other people are concerned about other people's lives that much.
Cynicism, to me, is trying to make people as unhappy as you are.
With Netflix, I browse; I watch documentaries about things I'd never dream of, but I think, 'I might as well.'
Luckily, even when people are shouting lies, the truth is undamaged. Science doesn't matter what you believe.
I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.
I think it's important to hold a mirror up to society and yourself.
If I just cut out the food, I'd have a six-pack. I'd look like Matthew McConaughey.
Let's be honest here: Twitter, for me, is 90 per cent a marketing tool.
I like grown-up comedy, where it's about character and attitude and life as opposed to obvious gross-out and jokes.
I don't know what Trump has to do to lose his supporters. It's like a religion. He's a school bully.
I'd much rather eat exactly what I want, and then burn it off, than diet.
Stephen Merchant looks like a Muppet. I mean, he looks like Beaker.
I don't do karaoke. I don't dance, even at weddings. I'm the grumpy one sitting down drinking wine.
I think all art - even one as lowly as making jokes about celebrities - is there to make a connection.
Stupidity without malice isn't horrible; some people can't help it.
I'm influenced by those '40s, '50s, and '60s films: things like 'The Apartment' - I was a big fan of Billy Wilder.
If I've only got a career if I bring David Brent back, you can have it.
I love 'The Godfather' and 'Casablanca' - great stories, acted well, made well.
I always do a little bit of improv. I did some of 'The Office,' a tiny bit in 'Extras,' a bit more in 'Derek.'
I find comedy easy, and I find drama exciting and tantalising.
What makes 'Derek' a different kind of sitcom - if it is even a sitcom - is its sincerity.
When I see a headline 'Guess who's going out with who?' I don't guess, and I don't click.
I think Spielberg is a master. I think 'Jaws' invented a genre.
I've got re-addicted to normal people, which is the loveliest thing to write about.
I think comedies should be short. I don't want to be self-indulgent; I don't want a two-hour comedy.
I don't do one-liners, because you don't learn anything about that comedian.
The great thing about being an artist is, we want our work to be seen.
I was David Bowie-thin up to about 28, and then I discovered food.
Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away.
Comedy is easy for me, but with drama, I don't know... it's still the Holy Grail.
I love UFC, vigilante films, and any acts of merciless heroism.
Your reputation is still the most important thing that you've got.
I've been lucky enough to be able to choose exactly where I want to live.
The second series is always my favourite as a writer/director; you can hit the ground running... so that's fun.
People now live their lives like an open wound to be famous - they do bad things because they're rewarded for it.
When I was growing up, I didn't like cheese. I had to wean myself onto cheese.