26/08/2026
How much has happened this year? You couldn’t even remember it all — kids were born, we won the cup twice…
Eric — spent the whole year trying to get back in shape. But Fridays, Saturdays, and DJ gigs are still winning 3–0.
Dia — he leaves home an hour and a half early, but somehow still manages to be late.
The Trifonov family — about football, all our hopes are on Rafael.
Vadim — breathing exercises, gym, stretching before every training session… still doesn’t help.
Nikita China — looks like his wallet is growing right along with his belly.
Our strikers — they’ve grown this year… just in height so far.
Raul — promises to keep it simple every game. Forgets every game. Then we concede.
Ahmad — every shot is either a masterpiece or ends up on the next pitch.
Yura is just being Yura — a bit of a pain in the ass (but we love him).
Timur — doesn’t like the way we play. He keeps trying to leave the team, but so far, he hasn’t managed to.
Bali expat, waiting for your best roast in the comments. 👇😂
