19/06/2026
Here are some gym dad jokes that are just painful enough to be good 😬
- I asked the trainer if I could do the splits. He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
- i started carrying a pencil to the gym. In case I need to draw some gains.
- Why don’t bodybuilders ever get lost? They always know where the muscle memory is.
- Why did the dumbbell break up with the barbell? It felt like it was carrying the whole relationship.
- I asked how many reps I had left. The trainer said, “All of them.”
