23/06/2026
🚨 SIGNING ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
Aspull RFC are delighted to announce the signing of Jack Bluehouse.
Having recently relocated to the area following the acquisition of a property in the exclusive St Andish district, Jack was keen to immerse himself in local life as quickly as possible. By all accounts, he’s made a flying start.
Jack joins the club as Senior Assistant Lineout Coaching Consultant (Deputy), a position carrying virtually no authority, no budget, and no recognised place on the club organisational chart.
He has also signed exclusively for the 2nd XV, where he hopes to bring experience, leadership, and several previously unexplained absences from opposition social functions.
Already a familiar face around the village, Jack has embraced the community spirit that makes Aspull special. In fact, few new residents have managed to meet quite so many local families in such a short space of time.
Away from rugby, Jack is looking forward to helping with the youth setup, attending club events, and continuing his relentless campaign to become known by an unusually high percentage of local married women.
Speaking after signing, Jack said:
“I’ve been made to feel incredibly welcome by everyone in the area. Some more than others. The club’s ambition, facilities and complete lack of expectations made this an opportunity I simply couldn’t turn down.”
Welcome to Aspull, Jack.