11/02/2026
“Mum, can I dry your hair? I think I want to be a hairdresser.”
Me: “Yeah go on then 🥹”
(Internal thoughts: What could possibly go wrong?)
5 minutes later…
– Hit on the head twice with the nozzle
– Burnt three times… including my LIP
– Left with soaking wet hair because apparently she’d “had enough”
So if anyone’s looking for a new stylist, she’s currently taking bookings.
Payment accepted in sweets.
She does make a cracking cuppa though ☕️😂
Any takers? 🤍