09/09/2026
๐งโโ๏ธโจ A POLITE REMINDER FROM YOUR GYM FAIRIES โจ๐งโโ๏ธ
We love a good workout.
We just didnโt realise weโd be doing yours. ๐
๐ Bar clips โ return them to their little homes. Theyโre not collectibles.
โ๏ธ Extra cable weights โ when youโre done, put them back. They donโt teleport.
๐๏ธ Loaded machines โ impressive that you can lift it. Even more impressive if you can unload it. ๐
๐๏ธ Litter โ bins exist. Theyโre free. Theyโre not difficult to operate.
๐ Cable attachments โ the floor called. It said โIโm not storage.โ
๐๏ธโโ๏ธ Dumbbells โ the racks are literally there for them. Put. Them. Back.
Basicallyโฆ if you picked it up, put it back.
If you dropped it, pick it up.
If you made the mess, clean it up.
Weโll bring the fairy dust.
You bring the basic gym etiquette. ๐งโโ๏ธโจ