04/01/2024
Well Auntie and Uncles and bestie pals, I did a bowser the uver days. I fink it was Tuesday. My boss, my best pal, my mammy I did di bad fingy to her. I am never never wifout di good grub but dis day something cm over me. Mummy lady in red decided she fancied a sandwich in crispy bacon and tomato sauce, ow how my jowls is running at di thought of it. She cooked it all lovely, buttered di bread and got it all ready wit the sauce. She puts it on the plate and cut it in 2 halfs I iz licking di lips. she puts a bone on the plate for me. She get her coffee all ready and we goes over to watch the lunch news. Anyhow she was eating di first half and I eats my bone, then her 2 phones never stopped ringing, I took my chance while she was busy and snaffled the 2nd half, she would n't have guessed but she hears me crunching di bacon and she looks down on floor to see what is happening and all thats left is a wee corner of the bread. I sits there as though butter would not melt and looks round about like her as if di sandwich had walked away.....but the sauce on my snaffle gives me away, I was waiting for it coming but....she laughed and made herself anufther one.. I was one lucky pupper she was in di good mood. She says I have a face that would get di piece at any door. What do you fink ? Luv U Bertie
