21/07/2022
Kazuyoshi Miura, Tom Brady, Wilfred Rhodes, Simon shaw, Darren Stevens and Goldee (Ewan Phillip) are all athletes that have continued to perform despite their old age and Goldee, further hampered by his chain smoking, still scores more goals than Poly when he’s not busy chain smoking on the side-lines.
A player of surprising talents with his deep passion for music and vast wealth of general knowledge, he nearly made the St Andrews university challenge team and has been an important member of Shinty’s unofficial Union pub quiz team, Quizmanachd. helping them win over £100. It would be near impossible to list all of his greatest memories in the club, but his attempted backwards shot against Edinburgh is one that can’t be forgotten.
Spending 6 years at this godforsaken university dithering between degrees, being voted in as the vice-captain whilst being a Hamish and maintaining his goal scoring abilities through years of chain smoking and drink he is truly papa shinty. Pot-bellied but quick, sneaky good at the game and our only Scottish leaver he has been a mainstay of this club and his presence will be sorely missed.