Windscale Club

23/10/2026

🎯👑 THE KING HAS BEEN DETHRONED! 👑🎯

Well, it was a close one on Wednesday night at The Windscale, but our Darts & Doms team managed to keep their nerve and claim a NARROW VICTORY over King George! 💪😂

Let's break down the royal results! 👇

🎯 DARTS: WINDSCALE 10 – 2 KING GEORGE 🎯
💥 Our darts team clearly didn't come to play around! Some cracking throwing, lads! 👏

🁢 DOMINOES: WINDSCALE 4 – 8 KING GEORGE 🁢
👑 The King fought back on the dominoes, but it wasn't quite enough to steal the crown!

🔥 SPECIAL SHOUT-OUT TO SIMON! 🔥
🏆 Simon smashed it with a brilliant 5–0 WIN ON THE DOMINOES! 🁢👏
Someone's been practising! 😉😂

🏆 FINAL SCORE: WINDSCALE 14 – 10 KING GEORGE! 🏆

👑 King George may have won the dominoes, but overall, the crown stays firmly at The Windscale! 😂🍻

👏 Huge well done to all the team for another great night of competition, banter and bragging rights!

💙 COME ON, TEAM WINDSCALE! 💙

👇 Who's ready for the next showdown? 🎯🍻

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23/10/2026

🏆⚽ FOOTBALL FANS, IT’S TIME TO PLAN YOUR WEEKEND! ⚽🏆

Another weekend of Premier League action is coming to The Windscale! 🔥

Grab your mates, get yourself a drink and join us for some fantastic football on the big screens! 🍻📺

🔴🔵 SATURDAY 24TH OCTOBER

⚽ 12:30pm — Aston Villa v Man City
⚽ 5:30pm — Chelsea v Spurs

🔥 SUNDAY 25TH OCTOBER

⚽ 2:00pm — Crystal Palace v Newcastle Utd
⚽ 2:00pm — Liverpool v Brighton
⚽ 2:00pm — Man Utd v Bournemouth

🚨📺 IMPORTANT SUNDAY ANNOUNCEMENT! 📺🚨

We can only show 2 of the 3 Sunday matches, so it's FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED! 👀

Want to watch your team? Get down early, grab your seat and make sure your match gets on the screen! 😉⚽

🍻 Great football
📺 Big screens
🙌 Great atmosphere
🍺 Good company

YOUR WEEKEND FOOTBALL FIX IS AT THE WINDSCALE! ❤️⚽

👇 Which match are you coming to watch? Let us know in the comments!

21/10/2026

🎯👑 ROYALTY IS COMING TO THE WINDSCALE! 👑🎯

🚨 THIS WEEK'S DARTS & DOMS SHOWDOWN! 🚨

The Windscale Darts & Doms team are PLAYING AT HOME against King George IV! 👑🎯

Will the King keep his crown, or will Team Windscale send him packing? 😂

🎯 The arrows will be flying!
🁢 The dominoes will be falling!
🍻 The banter will be flowing!

👑 KING GEORGE IV… YOU'VE BEEN ROYALLY WARNED! 😂

Our lads are ready to defend home turf, and we're hoping for more 180s, lightning-fast finishes and plenty of bragging rights! 💪🎯

Will Matt or Simon add another 180 to the tally? Can Lee pull another cheeky 14-darter out of the bag? 👀🔥

There's only one way to find out!

20/10/2026

🎃👻 🎃 IT’S ALMOST TIME TO GET SPOOKY, WINDSCALE! 👻🎃

🪩💃 DON’T FORGET — OUR HALLOWEEN FAMILY DISCO IS COMING! 💃🪩

Get those little monsters ready for a fang-tastic evening of dancing, games, prizes and Halloween fun at The Windscale! 🦇🎶

📅 FRIDAY 30TH OCTOBER
⏰ 6PM ONWARDS
🎟️ JUST £3 PER CHILD!

👻 Disco games & prizes
🎶 Plenty of music and dancing
🎃 Halloween fun for all the family!

🎟️ TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE FROM THE BAR, so pop in and grab yours!

⚠️ IMPORTANT: All children must be accompanied by an adult.

🧙‍♀️ Dig out those spooky costumes, practise your best monster moves and get ready to BOO-GIE THE NIGHT AWAY! 🕺👻

👇 WHO’S COMING TO PARTY WITH US? Let us know in the comments! 🎃🦇

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19/10/2026

🔍 SPOT THE DIFFERENCE AT THE WINDSCALE! 🍻

Fancy a little brain teaser? 🤔 We've made 10 changes to this picture of your favourite local!

Can you spot all 10 differences? 👀

👇 Comment below with how many you've found! No giving the answers away — let's see who's got the sharpest eyes! 🧐

Good luck, everyone! 🍀

19/10/2026

18/10/2026

💃🕺 **GOT TWO LEFT FEET? PERFECT, YOU'LL FIT RIGHT IN!** 😂🎶

🎻 **FANCY A LITTLE FOLK DANCING?** 🎻

Come along to **THE WINDSCALE** every Thursday evening for a bit of music, movement, laughter and great company! 💃🕺

Whether you're a seasoned dancer or haven't danced a step in your life, everyone's welcome!

📅 **EVERY THURSDAY**
⏰ **7:30pm – 9:30pm**
📍 **The Windscale, Seascale**

💚 **YOUR FIRST WEEK IS COMPLETELY FREE!**
💷 Just **£3 per week** after that!

✨ No experience needed!
✨ A lovely way to meet new people!
✨ Gentle exercise without feeling like exercise!
✨ Plenty of laughs guaranteed!

🎶 **You don't need fancy footwork – just a willingness to give it a go!**

So why not swap the sofa for a bit of a shuffle this Thursday?

😂 **Two left feet? Don't worry, we'll soon have them dancing in the right direction!**

👇 **TAG SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A NIGHT OUT!** 👇

💙 **EVERYONE WELCOME AT THE WINDSCALE!** 💙

16/10/2026

🎯🚨 **BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WINDSCALE DARTS DEPARTMENT!** 🚨🎯

🤦‍♀️ OOPS… WE FORGOT SOMETHING! 😂

In all the excitement of Wednesday night's victory over the Lion & Lamb, we forgot to mention a few little details…

🎯 **MATT HIT A 180!** 💥
🎯 **SIMON HIT A 180!** 💥

👀 OOOH… Looks like we've got ourselves a bit of competition!

🏆 **THE BATTLE FOR THE WINDSCALE 180 CROWN IS OFFICIALLY ON!** 👑🎯

Will Matt take the title? Will Simon steal the crown? Or is there a dark horse lurking at the oche? 🐎😂

And let's not forget…

🔥 **LEE ONLY WENT AND THREW A 14-DARTER!** 🔥

👏 Not bad, lads… not bad at all!

At this rate, we'll need a trophy cabinet bigger than the bar! 😂🍻

👇 **PLACE YOUR BETS (BRAGGING RIGHTS ONLY!)** 👇

🏆 **WHO WILL BE THE ULTIMATE 180 CHAMP THIS SEASON?**

🎯 Matt?
🎯 Simon?
🎯 Or someone else ready to steal their thunder?

🍻 **COME ON TEAM WINDSCALE!** 💙

16/10/2026

⚽🍻 **FOOTBALL, PINTS & PLENTY OF BANTER!** 🍻⚽

🚨 **YOUR WEEKEND FOOTBALL FIX IS SORTED AT THE WINDSCALE!** 🚨

The Premier League is back, and we've got FOUR cracking matches lined up to keep you entertained! 🔥⚽

📺 **SATURDAY 17TH OCTOBER**

⚽ **12:30pm – Everton 🔵 v Chelsea 🔵**
The Toffees take on the Blues! Who's coming out on top?

⚽ **5:30pm – Newcastle Utd ⚫⚪ v Aston Villa 🟣🔵**
The Magpies welcome Villa – this one could be a cracker! 💥

📺 **SUNDAY 18TH OCTOBER**

⚽ **2:00pm – Leeds Utd ⚪ v Manchester Utd 🔴**
🔥 **OLD RIVALS. BIG BATTLE. BRAGGING RIGHTS!** 🔥
Expect fireworks in this one! 👀

⚽ **4:30pm – Nottingham Forest 🔴 v Arsenal 🔴⚪**
Can Forest chop down the Gunners, or will Arsenal fire their way to victory? 🌳💥

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🍺 **COLD PINTS**
📺 **BIG SCREENS**
⚽ **GREAT FOOTBALL**
😂 **QUESTIONABLE REFEREEING & EVEN MORE QUESTIONABLE OPINIONS!**

Whether you're cheering, shouting at the ref, or just here for the b**r, there's a seat waiting for you at **THE WINDSCALE!** 💙

👇 **LET'S HEAR YOUR PREDICTIONS!** 👇

⚽ Which team is letting you down this weekend? 😂

🍻 **SEE YOU AT THE BAR!** 🍻