Have Gym Will Travel

19/03/2025

! 99p/99c on Kindle: Going Mental in Mallorca Hilarious travelogue written by the man who is not quite sane! Last in Best-Selling Going Round the Bend on The Qe2 series. PRT
https://www.amazon.co.uk/s?k=Going+mental+in+Mallorca&i=digital-text&crid=1FQH48F4N9V32

This is the seventh book in the series that started with: Going Round The Bend On The QE2 and concerns the time when the never totally sane Nick is confronted by his own mortality and reacts in his typical fashion of running away. This time he takes his daughter and granddaughter with him to Mallorca where he takes a job in a posh school and reopens his dance and karate clubs. On this peaceful, holiday island, there are a number of spectres: conman Headteachers, hostile local teachers, racist locals and a gentleman who is sick over your car and offers to clean it up for cash! Covid is waiting in the wings and overnight Nick and his family lose everything and are left locked up in a tiny house with no money. Nick though, as always, can find the funny side of any situation and his mad battles with the school staff, fiery locals and indeed, the vomiting Barcellonian, will have readers in hysterics. As always the events in this book are absolutely true and it is a great contribution to the other books in this exciting series of autobiographical travelogues.

08/02/2024

Offer: My best-selling paperback: Crackling Ice is on offer for five days…I am offering it now because the last one in the series: Love on the Ice was released on Amazon yesterday. This is the first in the series about Alex and Samantha that sold all over the world…it is still on the school boards of half a dozen states in the US. I decided to put it on kindle when I found that second hand paperback copies were being sold for up to £100! Sadly, I had no extra one’s to sell! PRT XNick
UK click on: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Crackling-Ice-Selling-Available-Kindle/dp/B0CR87DH39
US click: https://www.amazon.com/Crackling-Ice-Alex-Samantha-Book-ebook/dp/B01N7VQIJ2/ref
For a full list of Nicholas Walker’s books click on: https://www.nicholaswalker.co.uk/

07/09/2023

Amazon UK/US 99p/99c Going Crackers in Kuwait by Nicholas Walker
The 4th in my Going Round the World series about my time in the . Hilarious/unbelievable travelogue…only it’s all true! Get the true story on how the Arab world lives! PRT
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Going-Crackers-Kuwait-Follow-Marbles

20/07/2023

on Amazon : Going Crackers in Kuwait 99p/99c by . The 4th in the best-selling Going Round the Bend series. Hilarious travelogue from the man who is not quite sane. PRT https://www.amazon.co.uk/Going-Crackers-Kuwait-ebook/dp/B072NH7X1G

This is the time when Nick runs away from a mad woman in America and somehow ends up teaching in a posh school in Kuwait. But this is Nick and things never go easily for Nick! He is adopted by a dirt poor Arab family from a persecuted sect and takes up the cause of the Bedoon, he opens an illegal dance club and he terrorises the local barber. His hilarious antics as he gets flung into jail with an expectorating guard, as he dismantles a speed camera and has to flee from the local police, his battles with the authorities and the genuine love shown him by his pupils all have the seeds of fiction in them…but amazingly they are all true. This time his travels take a more serious turn as he gets beaten up by the military and the police attempt to blow up his car but Nick’s sardonic view of everything going on around him can bring humour to any situation and, as ever, his relationships with the opposite s*x deliver him into ever more exciting situations…his penchant for getting involved with bizarre women smacks on genius!
PRT

Rest of the series:
Going Round the Bend on the QE2
Not Quite Sane in America
Losing my Marbles in LA
Going Mad in the Middle East
Going Barmy in Britain

For a full list of Nicholas Walker’s books click on his 2-for-1 web site:
https://www.nicholaswalker.co.uk/

29/06/2023

Offer: Crackling Ice
My best-selling paperback: Crackling Ice is on offer for five days…I am offering it now because for the first time all 9 of these gripping novels are available on Amazon. This is the first in the series about Alex and Samantha that sold all over the world…it is still on the school boards of half a dozen states in the US. I decided to put it on kindle when I found that second hand paperback copies were being sold for up to £100! Sadly, I had no extra one’s to sell! XNick
http://a-fwd.to/31qUV3w
For a full list of all 60 of Nick’s novels visit his web site: https://www.nicholaswalker.co.uk/

22/06/2023

on Kindle US: Kiss Mommy Goodbye.
My very favourite book the one I stayed in America to write! A rock adopts six children. I bet it makes you laugh and I bet it makes you cry…at least I hope it makes you think. I’ve just published the follow up on Amazon: Kiss Mommy Goodbye: Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!

UK: Kiss Mommy Goodbye: A Superstar Adopts an Abused Girl eBook : Walker, Nicholas: Amazon.co.uk

USA: https://www.amazon.com/Kiss-Mommy-Goodbye-Nicholas-Walker-ebook/dp/B00OL54FGK/ref

For a full list of Nicholas Walker’s books click on his 2-for-1 web site:
https://www.nicholaswalker.co.uk/

There are now four in the series:
Kiss Mommy Goodbye
Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!
London Calling
Little Drummer Girl

15/06/2023

! 99p/99c on Kindle: Not Quite Sane in America.
This is the follow up to my best selling travelogue: Going Around the Bend on the QE2 and tells of the time I lived in California as an illegal immigrant while still in the throes of a nervous breakdown. Many of the events that happened to me will seem impossible, the only thing is they are all true! The only thing I guarantee is that you’ll get a laugh out of them!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/%20Not-Quite-Sane-America-Follow-ebook-x/dp/B0153XSXPM/

There are four more in this series:
Losing my Marbles in LA
Going Crackers in Kuwait
Going Mad in the Middle East
Going Barmy in Britain

For a full list of Nicholas Walker’s books click on his 2-for-1 web site:
https://www.nicholaswalker.co.uk/

08/06/2023

Book on Kindle/Amazon: Going Around The Bend On The QE2
by BS the true with a laugh on every page!
The hilarious world travels of a man who is not quite sane!
I’ve just released the 6th in the series: Going Barmy In Britain so I thought I’d offer the first one free.
Such is life: 60 published books & the one I wrote when I was mad is the best-seller!
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Going-Round-Bend-QE2-Breakdown/dp/B09RGNMFSG

06/06/2023

9th in this best-selling series. 4 passionate whose ambition is Gold. Rips the top off the world of revealing the hard work & heartbreak YA PRT

Last Day : Agony On The Ice 99p/99c The 9th in this best-selling series is now available. The can’t-put-down story of the 4 passionate/paranoid whose only ambition is Gold.

01/06/2023

: Agony On The Ice 99p/99c. 9th in this best-selling series. 4 passionate whose ambition is Gold. Rips the top off the world of revealing the hard work & heartbreak YA PRT

01/06/2023

: Agony On The Ice 99p/99c
The 9th in this best-selling series is now available. The can’t-put-down story of the 4 passionate/paranoid whose only ambition is Gold.
Rips the top off the world of revealing all the hard work & heartbreak underneath. YA PRT
https://www.amazon.co.uk/s?k=Agony+on+the+ice+by+nicholas+walker

25/05/2023

99p on Amazon: Painted Smile by best-seller . All action political thriller: read about the links between Iraq & Japan & hidden arsenals in ME & learn who is the one person in the world who can start a Nuclear War! PRT

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Painted-Smile-International-Spy-Thriller-ebook