16/06/2026
Every boxing coach has lived through this moment:
Coach: “Breathe out when you punch.”
New boxer: “Got it.”
Throws jab
“HHHAAAAAAUUUUGGGHHH.”
Coach: “No, not like you’re giving birth to a washing machine.”
Next attempt:
“TSSSSSSSSSSSS.”
Coach: “Why are you a punctured bicycle tire?”
Next attempt:
“KIAAAAAAA!”
Coach: “Are you punching or summoning a dragon?”
For the first few sessions, every beginner sounds like they’re auditioning for a low-budget martial arts movie.
Meanwhile the coach is standing there wondering how a simple exhale turned into a zoo of angry geese, leaking air compressors, and medieval battle cries.
Then one day it finally clicks.
Sharp punch.
“Tss.”
Coach: “There it is.”
The funniest part is that every beginner thinks they’re the first person to make weird noises, while every coach has heard the exact same collection of dinosaur sounds hundreds of times. 😆