22/02/2022
I challenge thee!!
Never underestimate the power of the random things in your kitchen, teeming with limitless potential.
Recipe:
Tear the bag of lentils and throw it in the microwave.
Set it up for two minutes and get ready...
Grab lettuce, croutons, cherry tomatoes, tuna and a handful of raisins and SLAM DUNK them in a bowl.
Bit of olive oil, vinegar, pinch of salt, bit of pepper and a bit of basil.
Mix it up all together and make sure you made it under DOS MINUTOS or you lose.
Get those lentils and serve them in a bowl with coriander feeling like Gordon Ramsey.
While you are at it, have two easy peelers for dessert instead of any s**tty processed s**t and hit 2 of your 5 a day, I guess.
You are welcome!
Don't judge my old lady kitchen tiles, you judgemental bastards.