17/06/2026
⚽️🏴 PONTYCLUN VIKINGS ANNOUNCEMENT 🏴⚽️
Tonight, every Viking is Croatian. 🇭🇷⚔️
We’ve checked the history books and discovered:
🏆 Croatia reached a World Cup Final before England did in our lifetime.
🏆 Luka Modrić has won more Ballon d’Ors than England have won major tournaments since 1966.
🏆 Croatia has a population of around 4 million people and still somehow produces more world-class midfielders than England produces penalty takers. 🤣
Meanwhile, England fans have already:
🏠 Brought football home.
🏆 Won the World Cup.
🥇 Won the Golden Boot.
⭐ Won Player of the Tournament.
…all before kick-off. 😂
Don’t worry England fans, if things go wrong tonight there’s always:
☀️ “It’s too hot.”
🌧️ “It’s too wet.”
🎺 “The referee was rubbish.”
📺 “VAR hates us.”
📅 “We’ll win the next one.”
As for Pontyclun Vikings…
🇭🇷 Tonight we’re eating ćevapi.
🇭🇷 Tonight we’re listening to Croatian music.
🇭🇷 Tonight we’re pretending we can pronounce half the Croatia squad.
And if Croatia win…
We’ll be checking on our English friends the same way England fans checked on us when Wales lose 😘
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Disclaimer: This post contains football banter. Any England fans offended by this should direct complaints to Gareth Southgate, VAR, or the nearest Croatian midfielder. 🤣⚽️🇭🇷