29/05/2026
Introducing the newest recruits to the Accies family!
Cubert now has a baby brother and sister… meet The Fred Fox Shed Box (known simply as Fred) and The Florence Perch (Flo)!
Named after our legendary coach Fred Fox, Fred has taken on the vital role of storing rowing equipment — trestles, buckets, wet towels, sponges, and all the other essentials — while also helping keep Cubert a little less soggy. Early signs suggest he’s already outperforming several members in basic organisation.
Flo, named after nearby Florence Park (home turf for many of our members), has quickly established herself as the go-to venue for deep tactical discussions, post-row snacks, and the occasional existential crisis.
Together, they’ll be affectionately known as Fred & Flo — which, fittingly, is also the name of Tesco’s baby clothing range. We’re still waiting on the sponsorship deal… Tesco fancy a brand deal? 👀
Huge thanks to Oxford Wood Recycling for helping us bring Fred into the fold — he’s settling in brilliantly and, unlike the rest of us, seems completely unfazed by the British weather.
