27/05/2026
Potentially the most dapper crew on the river⌠itâs O2! đ¤ľââď¸
These boys are ready to take on the heat (physically and metaphorically) and show us how speedy they can be. đĽ
Bow: Tobin
Tobin once barked the entire way up Iffley Road after Torpids. Proudly from Devon, heâs got that dog in him â unfortunately for everyone else, itâs off the leash.
2: Georg
Back home, Georg reportedly holds the prestigious title of âThe Chud of Derbyshireâ, though nobody knows what it means. Nevertheless, the legend rows with dangerous composure.
3: Theo
Theo is rarely seen without Georg nearby, leading some to suspect the two share a consciousness. Unnervingly composed, he does his best work in the last 500 metres.
4: Ryan
Ryan has logged erg metres across four countries and owns the best shades in the boat club. Straight out of Singapore, he rows like every outing ends on the podium.
5: Stephen
Stephen Sandford has no connection to Sandford the place, though both carry a certain reputation after dark. Unflappable and composed, he rows with a quiet confidence.
6: Olmo
Even collapsing in the MCR bathroom after Torpids Dinner only delayed Olmo briefly before he was up and ready for another 10 on the legs.
7: Luca
Mr. Abiani may have switched colleges but never abandoned WCBC. Built as if engineered in Milan, he rows with the confidence of a man convinced that 24 is the new 21.
Stroke: Sofus
At stroke seat sits Sophus, O2âs undisputed huddle coordinator. Part motivator, part ringmaster, he somehow makes every victory feel within reach.
Cox: Ellie
Whoâs that calling across the water? None other than O2âs queen, Ellie. Armed with a voice that cuts through any headwind, she keeps her ducklings sharp and mostly in line.