28/08/2026
So, here we are again. The end of the season is upon us and, with it, my final preview.
Fittingly, after what has felt like the hottest summer in cricket history, the weather has decided it would quite like the final say. Disruption and cancellations are possible, just as they were on the last day of last season.
The difference is that last year a great slab of low pressure was marching towards Hampshire and, by Wednesday, everyone knew we were doomed. This time it’s localised thunderstorms, the sort of forecast that suddenly turns every cricketer into a meteorologist and every cricket ground into a “unique microclimate”.
If it rains at Sherfield, the First XI are promoted. No ifs, no buts. Job done after last week’s comprehensive victory over Whitchurch.
If Sherfield’s unique microclimate consists of glorious sunshine, there is still a little work to do.
Cricket ramifications are rarely straightforward, but these are relatively simple. If Whitchurch batter champions Ashford Hill and take maximum points, we need eight of the 24 available at bottom-placed Sherfield.
I’ve been around Oakley Cricket Club far too long to put my house on anything, but this is about as close as I’d get. We’re talking a catalogue of catastrophic circumstances that even Oakley would have to work extremely hard to manufacture. Although I appreciate that sentence alone may have tempted fate.
The 2s and 3s have only pride to play for, so hopefully they can enjoy themselves and treat the day as a celebration. The plan at the start of the season was for all three teams to push upwards from the bottom and help the First XI bounce back after recent relegations. They are now on the verge of doing exactly that.
It’s been a genuine collective effort. The captains have supported the promotion push throughout, allowing DJ to put strong sides on the field virtually every week. This Saturday is another example of the club’s depth. Holidays and injuries have taken their toll, yet there are still three full sides ready to go.
There will probably be some weather disruption. There may be none. Someone five miles away will undoubtedly send a picture of biblical rain while another ground is applying factor 30.
Whatever happens, enjoy it.
Barring a calamity that would make Laurel & Hardy blush, Oakley will have achieved what it set out to do. Promotion after a tough season, earned not by eleven players but by everyone who has turned out, captained, scored, umpired, supported, filled a gap or answered a desperate WhatsApp on a Friday night.
And that’s it from me for another season.
Thanks for the tension, the drama, the ridiculousness and, most of all, the buzz. Cricket has an extraordinary ability to consume your Saturdays, ruin your mood, lift your spirits and make grown adults stare at rain radar as if national security depends on it.
Yet every spring, we come back and do it all again.
Go well, folks. Enjoy the last Saturday.
And hopefully, sometime tomorrow afternoon, we can finally say it:
Oakley are going up 🎉🎵🏏🍺