Club 45 Football Northwich

Club 45 Football Northwich Fun Fitness and Football

14/09/2026

⚽😂 NORTHWICH… YOUR SOFA HAS HAD YOU LONG ENOUGH! 😂⚽

Over 40? ✅
Not kicked a ball properly since your knees worked? ✅
Still convinced you’ve “got a good 10 minutes in you”? 😂

Then Club 45 Northwich is calling.

📍 Moss Farm, Northwich
📅 Tuesdays & Thursdays
🕗 8PM
👴 Men’s 40+ Recreational Football

No refs ❌
No egos ❌
No slide tackles ❌
No scouts watching… thankfully. 👀😂

Just football, laughs, questionable first touches and grown men blaming the 3G pitch for passes that miss by 20 yards.

Haven’t played for years? Perfect.
Never been brilliant? Neither are we. 🤣

Drop us a message and we’ll add you to the Northwich WhatsApp group.

⚽ CLUB 45 NORTHWICH
Your comeback starts here… your hamstrings may disagree. 😂

13/09/2026

⚽😂 TUESDAY & THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTY – NORTHWICH! 😂⚽

📍 Moss Farm, Northwich
🗓️ Every Tuesday & Thursday
🕗 8PM
👴 Men’s 40+ Recreational Football

Twice a week, the ageing superstars of Northwich get another chance to prove that the mind is still willing… even if the knees are filing an official complaint. 😂

Expect…

⚽ Teams to be picked
🤷 Tactics to be completely ignored
🎯 30-yard passes that were "definitely meant"
😂 Plenty of questionable decision-making
🦵 And at least one hamstring wondering why it came

The Club 45 rules are simple:

❌ No refs
❌ No egos
❌ No slide tackles or daft challenges
✅ Plenty of football
✅ Plenty of laughs
✅ All abilities welcome

Haven’t kicked a ball for 20 years? Perfect.

Think you’ve still got it? Even better… come and prove it. 👀🤣

This isn't league football. Nobody's getting scouted and there's no Champions League place up for grabs.

It's just a cracking bunch of lads having a game of footy, getting some exercise and having a laugh.

⚽ CLUB 45 NORTHWICH
📍 Moss Farm
🗓️ Tuesdays & Thursdays
🕗 8PM
👴 Men 40+

Football the Club 45 way.

Fancy joining us? Drop us a message and we'll get you into the Northwich WhatsApp group. 👍⚽

05/09/2026

⚽💙 MEN OVER 40… FANCY PLAYING FOOTBALL AGAIN? 💙⚽

Remember when you could play football without needing two days to recover afterwards? 😂

At Club 45, we’re giving men over 40 the chance to get back on the pitch — whatever your ability and however long it’s been since you last kicked a ball.

And it’s about far more than football.

💙 MENTAL WELLBEING
Sometimes an hour of football, a bit of banter and a chat with a good bunch of lads is exactly what you need.

🏃 FITNESS
Forget boring yourself on a treadmill. Get moving, improve your fitness and have a laugh while doing it.

🤝 FRIENDSHIPS
Turn up knowing nobody… it won’t stay that way for long.

⚽ OUR FOOTBALL
No slide tackles.
No heavy or daft tackles.
No egos.
No pressure.
Just recreational football and plenty of banter.

You don't need to be fit.
You don't need to be good.
You don't even need to remember what position you used to play! 😂

If you're 40, 50, 60+ and keep thinking “I'd love a game of football again…”

THIS IS YOUR SIGN. 👊⚽

📩 Drop Club 45 a message and come give it a go.

💙 FOOTBALL • FITNESS • FRIENDSHIP • MENTAL WELLBEING

Club 45 — it's not just about the football.

03/09/2026

⚽😂 CLUB 45 MEN’S FOOTBALL 😂⚽

Think Club 45 is just turning up, kicking a ball about for an hour and then spending the next 24 hours complaining about your knees?

Well… it is a bit. 🤣

But it’s also a proper community of lads who still love the beautiful game — even if the beautiful game doesn’t always love our hamstrings! 🫣

👴 Men’s recreational football for over 40s
⚽ All abilities welcome
🚫 No refs
🚫 No egos
🚫 No daft tackles
✅ Plenty of laughs
✅ New friendships
✅ And the occasional player who still thinks he’s 21!

Every Club 45 group has its own WhatsApp group, where we put up a weekly poll so you can simply tick whether you’re playing that week — no need to commit every week.

And then there’s the Club 45 Banter Group… 😳😂

Everyone from all our different venues can join that one — football chat, terrible jokes, mickey-taking, photos, questionable VAR decisions and generally blaming someone else for your team losing. 🤣

You can just stay in your local football group or join the wider Club 45 madness as well — completely up to you.

The hardest bit is sending that first message.

After that, just turn up, have a kickabout and enjoy yourself.

Turn up not knowing anyone… leave as mates. ❤️⚽

Fancy joining us?

Drop Club 45 a message and we’ll point you towards your nearest group.

CLUB 45
Football. Community. Banter.
And increasingly questionable hamstrings. 😂

01/09/2026

⚽😂 TUESDAY NIGHT FOOTY – NORTHWICH! 😂⚽

📍 Moss Farm, Northwich
🕗 8PM
👴 Men’s 40+ Recreational Football

Tonight we’ve got Jeff at the helm… which means one thing:

Absolutely nobody knows what’s going to happen. 😂

Teams will be picked…
Tactics will be ignored…
Someone will claim “I meant that” after a 30-yard mis-hit…
And at least one hamstring will start negotiating an early finish. 🤣

No refs ❌
No egos ❌
No daft tackles ❌
Plenty of football, laughs and questionable decision-making ✅

Haven’t played for years? Perfect.
Think you’ve still got it? Even better… come and prove it. 👀😂

⚽ CLUB 45 NORTHWICH
Football the Club 45 way.

Jeff’s in charge tonight, lads… what could possibly go wrong? 🤣⚽

01/09/2026

🚨⚽ DEADLINE DAY – CLUB 45 ⚽🚨

No deadline-day dramas here… our transfer window NEVER closes! 😂

Fancy joining one of our Club 45 groups?
You can join ANY TIME.

⚽ Not kicked a ball for years? Now’s your time.
❤️ Having it rough at home? Come and forget about things for an hour.
☕ Need a natter? We’ve got you.
😂 Need a laugh? Definitely got you covered.
🤝 Don’t know anyone? Turn up as a stranger and leave with mates.

You don’t need to be fit.
You don’t need to be a great footballer.
You don’t even need to remember where your boots are! 😂

Club 45 is about football, friendships, fitness and looking out for each other.

Men’s, ladies’ and kids’ groups across different locations.

No trials. No transfer fee. No deadline.
Just send us a message and get involved. 💙⚽

CLUB 45 – IT’S NOT JUST ABOUT THE FOOTBALL.

A few pictures from last night in between the showers...
28/08/2026

A few pictures from last night in between the showers...

28/08/2026

⚽ CLUB 45… JUST ANOTHER FOOTBALL GROUP? ⚽

You’d be forgiven for thinking that.

There are loads of groups out there getting together, having a game of footy, then shutting their eyes when there’s a late tackle, a sneaky kick or someone suddenly thinks they’re playing in the Champions League. 😂

And that’s where Club 45 is different.

We have the Club 45 ethos.

No daft tackles.
No egos.
No need to prove anything.

Just people wanting to enjoy the beautiful game again. ❤️⚽

But even that doesn’t tell the full story.

Club 45 has become a group of men and women who genuinely care about each other.

We’ve even got guys and gals who have moved abroad — no, not to escape Club 45 😂 — but to better their lives.

And when they come back home?

One of the first things they want to do is get their boots back on and play with Club 45.

That says everything.

Then there’s the bit after the final whistle…

🍺 A sociable drink.
🗣️ A natter.
😂 Plenty of taking the mick out of each other.

And Top Knot Alex is now in charge of the regular Club 45 socials — with Alsager next on the list! 🍻😂

People who were complete strangers have become mates.

Friendships have been made that probably would never have happened without one simple thing bringing everyone together…

⚽ A game of football.

So no…

Club 45 isn’t just another football group.

It’s football.
It’s friendship.
It’s laughter.
It’s support.
It’s community.

And perhaps the most exciting part of all…

❤️⚽ WE’VE ONLY JUST STARTED. ⚽❤️

CLUB 45 — IT’S NOT JUST ABOUT THE FOOTBALL.

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