UK Golfer

30/09/2022

Too true 🤦🏻‍♂️⛳🏌️🤽‍♂️🤣

Nothing finds water quite like a brand new ball 🤣

30/08/2022

Ha... We golfers are at least efficient at something!
The most beautifully frustrating game ever created.

Solid effort everyone ⛳️😂

24/08/2022

Truth 🤣
The most beautifully frustrating game ever concocted.

⛳🏌️

10/04/2022

Keeping it real 🤣
The most beautifully frustrating game ever concocted.

03/03/2022

Handy guide to appropriate interjection of profanity during the erroneous flight of a tee shot & how it should be combined with the courtesy of a FORE shout

The Top & Tail of Terror
You feel a wonderfully solid connection driving the ball in completely the wrong direction, you don't even need to lift your head to know that a FORE shout is going to be required... But then alas, on lifting your head, you see a fellow golfer emerging down the fairway, plumb in line with where your wayward missile is heading

Format: It's a bad shot and you know it, let out an early expletive to release that frustration immediately, 🤬 # # # # # # {Insert appropriate expletive here}, you know you have a second or two to confirm the flight of the ball, realisation is kicking in now, there is a real and immediate threat to life... The pitch on the FORE shout here should become the stuff of nightmares, sending golfers from the nearest 4 holes diving for cover, the only way to convey the real & present danger the unfortunate & unwitting individual is in, is to follow it up with an equally audible expletive, this is your final attention grabber before you are obliged to make the long run to the hospital, give it everything you've got, loud and proud, under any other circumstance, it would get your membership revoked but here you are the hero, trying to save a life 🤬 # # # # # {Insert terrible expletive here}. Don't worry about your fellow four-ball members or the sensitivity of their delicate ears, they are already on the floor crying with laughter at this point, probably already trading odds at your immanent requirement to stand before a judge.

The most beautifully frustrating game ever concocted.

03/03/2022

Handy guide to appropriate interjection of profanity during the erroneous flight of a tee shot & how it should be combined with the courtesy of a FORE shout

The Gentleman's Acknowledgement
Your satisfaction of a solid connection with the ball is interrupted by the immediate realisation that the shot is sailing into an alternate fairway with no immanent threat to life

Format: A good clear FORE loud enough to echo around the tee, take your time to adjust your volume levels back down to being only audible to individuals with 5-10 yards of your position, possibly adjust your tonality to that of anger, then let it out... 🤬 # # # # # # {Insert appropriate expletive here}, a simple acknowledgement of your displeasure, maybe just enough to reduce the abuse you'll get from your fellow four-ball members, who will almost certainly already be sniggering

The most beautifully frustrating game ever concocted.

03/03/2022

Handy guide to appropriate interjection of profanity during the erroneous flight of a tee shot & how it should be combined with the courtesy of a FORE shout

The Tic'ing Off
You immediately know it's a bad shot, the impact still rattling through your wrist, you don't need to look up to know it isn't the dream 300+ yard drive you envisioned, letting out an involuntary but almost instantaneous expletive as an early acknowledgement of your displeasure, but it takes a few moments before the actual trajectory of the ball becomes apparent & a courteous FORE shout is required as the ball continues it's journey beyond the bounds of the target fairway

Format: 🤬 # # # # # # {Insert appropriate expletive here}, delivered at a level only really audible to your fellow four-ball members, after all, they will already be sniggering at this point... [Momentary pause]... A firm FORE shout to show you are owning the error of your ways confidently

The most beautifully frustrating game ever concocted.

10/02/2022

Sound familiar?
The most beautifully frustrating game ever concocted.

06/02/2022

Never a truer word spoken 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️
The most beautifully frustrating game ever concocted.

03/02/2022

Surely we've all been there 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
The most beautifully frustrating game ever concocted.